3 definitions by Detective Kernel

phoning

boning on the phone

Hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? If not I'll prob just call your friend Becky.

by Detective Kernel August 14, 2011

butt bonding

A male on male sexual activity that occurs when neither partner is too tired or too straight.

Only one day into what seemed an innocuous road trip between friends, Cole and Derek suddenly came to the realization that their relationship could no longer be bearably platonic, and they engaged in the sexual abandon and high art of butt bonding.

by Detective Kernel January 23, 2011

detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.

Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.

by Detective Kernel April 11, 2010