The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
by Derik September 12, 2005
Get the Selma's Lawmug. Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
by Derik September 26, 2005
Get the Chapter Delaymug. v. pronounced "brun'-ding"
the act of man-to-man touching, albeit (usually) unintentionally, which spurs an uncomfortable feeling.
Common examples include forearm touching in movie theatres and class rooms when a armrests are not wide enough to be shared easily.
In extreme circumstances, the ever inappropriate grazing of back of the hand/knuckles across a man's ass or crotch in a crowded hallway, subway, or other "high traffic areas;" in this extreme case, it is pronounced, "broon'-ding."
the act of man-to-man touching, albeit (usually) unintentionally, which spurs an uncomfortable feeling.
Common examples include forearm touching in movie theatres and class rooms when a armrests are not wide enough to be shared easily.
In extreme circumstances, the ever inappropriate grazing of back of the hand/knuckles across a man's ass or crotch in a crowded hallway, subway, or other "high traffic areas;" in this extreme case, it is pronounced, "broon'-ding."
"Dude kept brunding me so we went outside and I smoked dat bitch."
"Serves him right, shit'll get you killed."
"Serves him right, shit'll get you killed."
by Derik September 11, 2005
Get the brundingmug. An expression used to show a sense of certain dread in the morning after a night of drinking/partying. The "6" refers to an adequate score the 10-point scale for judging female attractiveness.
A 6.0 is respectable. In all honesty, you're hoping for higher, but a 6.0 you can bring back to the dorm without losing respect.
Nonreligious incantations include "Hopin' for a 6."
A 6.0 is respectable. In all honesty, you're hoping for higher, but a 6.0 you can bring back to the dorm without losing respect.
Nonreligious incantations include "Hopin' for a 6."
"Yo dude, get any girls or numbers tonight at the club?"
"Yeah man, but only one. Prayin' for a 6!!"
"Yeah man, but only one. Prayin' for a 6!!"
by Derik September 11, 2005
Get the Prayin' for a 6mug. It's like omg, but better, because it involves gophers. See omgooses. If you're not the goose-type, try a gopher. Gopher's may be a rodent and or pest, but that gopher was one hell of a character in Caddyshack I.
by Derik October 04, 2005
Get the OMGOPHERSmug. Mid-to-upper class socioeconomic culture slang. -aish can be inserted into any word ending in -ation, (ie presentation) to quickly convert it into slang. Usually, once it is used, the next response will also contain an -aish word, and so on.
Originated in Chicopee, Massachusetts.
Originated in Chicopee, Massachusetts.
Kid 1- "Hey did you go to the library to work on your presentaish?"
Kid 2- "Nah, just a little study-room masturbaish."
Kid 1-"Nice man. I gotta go to my Biochem recitaish. And wash your hands, btw."
Kid 2- "Nah, just a little study-room masturbaish."
Kid 1-"Nice man. I gotta go to my Biochem recitaish. And wash your hands, btw."
by Derik September 26, 2005
Get the aishmug. Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
Get the Janitor's Nightmaremug.