Derik's definitions
Fuzzy is the feeling after a night of drinking the next morning. It can best be described as knowing you're not hung over, but still not feeling quite 100%.
Extra long showers usually help somewhat, but nothing but time will cure your uneasiness.
If you think of a "buzz" as a pre-drunk state, being fuzzy is the post-drunk state. The outlying cause is the alcohol still being worked out of your system long after you've awaken, one molecule at a time.
Extra long showers usually help somewhat, but nothing but time will cure your uneasiness.
If you think of a "buzz" as a pre-drunk state, being fuzzy is the post-drunk state. The outlying cause is the alcohol still being worked out of your system long after you've awaken, one molecule at a time.
by Derik October 1, 2005
Get the Fuzzymug. Another slang term for saying, "number one," as in when you are outlining a list of reasons of some sort.
Popularized by the single, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down," by Fall Out Boy (which is not their best song on the cd).
Don't be surprised if this doesn't catch on.
Popularized by the single, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down," by Fall Out Boy (which is not their best song on the cd).
Don't be surprised if this doesn't catch on.
Without said insertion...
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "#1: because I need to see my family..."
*with slang*
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "With a bullet, because I need to see my family..."
kid1: "What?"
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "#1: because I need to see my family..."
*with slang*
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "With a bullet, because I need to see my family..."
kid1: "What?"
by Derik September 19, 2005
Get the With A Bulletmug. n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.
Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.
Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.
Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.
by Derik October 29, 2006
Get the Emoglobinmug. Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
by Derik September 26, 2005
Get the Chapter Delaymug. v. pronounced "brun'-ding"
the act of man-to-man touching, albeit (usually) unintentionally, which spurs an uncomfortable feeling.
Common examples include forearm touching in movie theatres and class rooms when a armrests are not wide enough to be shared easily.
In extreme circumstances, the ever inappropriate grazing of back of the hand/knuckles across a man's ass or crotch in a crowded hallway, subway, or other "high traffic areas;" in this extreme case, it is pronounced, "broon'-ding."
the act of man-to-man touching, albeit (usually) unintentionally, which spurs an uncomfortable feeling.
Common examples include forearm touching in movie theatres and class rooms when a armrests are not wide enough to be shared easily.
In extreme circumstances, the ever inappropriate grazing of back of the hand/knuckles across a man's ass or crotch in a crowded hallway, subway, or other "high traffic areas;" in this extreme case, it is pronounced, "broon'-ding."
"Dude kept brunding me so we went outside and I smoked dat bitch."
"Serves him right, shit'll get you killed."
"Serves him right, shit'll get you killed."
by Derik September 11, 2005
Get the brundingmug. An expression used to show a sense of certain dread in the morning after a night of drinking/partying. The "6" refers to an adequate score the 10-point scale for judging female attractiveness.
A 6.0 is respectable. In all honesty, you're hoping for higher, but a 6.0 you can bring back to the dorm without losing respect.
Nonreligious incantations include "Hopin' for a 6."
A 6.0 is respectable. In all honesty, you're hoping for higher, but a 6.0 you can bring back to the dorm without losing respect.
Nonreligious incantations include "Hopin' for a 6."
"Yo dude, get any girls or numbers tonight at the club?"
"Yeah man, but only one. Prayin' for a 6!!"
"Yeah man, but only one. Prayin' for a 6!!"
by Derik September 11, 2005
Get the Prayin' for a 6mug. The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
by Derik September 12, 2005
Get the Selma's Lawmug.