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The Bacardi Chills come from drinking Bacardi rum (flavored or Superior/Gold/etc) too fast. Usually only for an instant, they occur once in awhile. Those whom acquire chronic Bacardi Chills need to change their panties drink some beer instead.
by Derik September 16, 2005
Get the Bacardi Chills mug.Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
Get the Janitor's Nightmare mug.Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
by Derik September 26, 2005
Get the Chapter Delay mug.v. pronounced "brun'-ding"
the act of man-to-man touching, albeit (usually) unintentionally, which spurs an uncomfortable feeling.
Common examples include forearm touching in movie theatres and class rooms when a armrests are not wide enough to be shared easily.
In extreme circumstances, the ever inappropriate grazing of back of the hand/knuckles across a man's ass or crotch in a crowded hallway, subway, or other "high traffic areas;" in this extreme case, it is pronounced, "broon'-ding."
the act of man-to-man touching, albeit (usually) unintentionally, which spurs an uncomfortable feeling.
Common examples include forearm touching in movie theatres and class rooms when a armrests are not wide enough to be shared easily.
In extreme circumstances, the ever inappropriate grazing of back of the hand/knuckles across a man's ass or crotch in a crowded hallway, subway, or other "high traffic areas;" in this extreme case, it is pronounced, "broon'-ding."
"Dude kept brunding me so we went outside and I smoked dat bitch."
"Serves him right, shit'll get you killed."
"Serves him right, shit'll get you killed."
by Derik September 11, 2005
Get the brunding mug.An expression used to show a sense of certain dread in the morning after a night of drinking/partying. The "6" refers to an adequate score the 10-point scale for judging female attractiveness.
A 6.0 is respectable. In all honesty, you're hoping for higher, but a 6.0 you can bring back to the dorm without losing respect.
Nonreligious incantations include "Hopin' for a 6."
A 6.0 is respectable. In all honesty, you're hoping for higher, but a 6.0 you can bring back to the dorm without losing respect.
Nonreligious incantations include "Hopin' for a 6."
"Yo dude, get any girls or numbers tonight at the club?"
"Yeah man, but only one. Prayin' for a 6!!"
"Yeah man, but only one. Prayin' for a 6!!"
by Derik September 11, 2005
Get the Prayin' for a 6 mug.n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.
Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.
Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.
Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.
by Derik October 29, 2006
Get the Emoglobin mug.Fuzzy is the feeling after a night of drinking the next morning. It can best be described as knowing you're not hung over, but still not feeling quite 100%.
Extra long showers usually help somewhat, but nothing but time will cure your uneasiness.
If you think of a "buzz" as a pre-drunk state, being fuzzy is the post-drunk state. The outlying cause is the alcohol still being worked out of your system long after you've awaken, one molecule at a time.
Extra long showers usually help somewhat, but nothing but time will cure your uneasiness.
If you think of a "buzz" as a pre-drunk state, being fuzzy is the post-drunk state. The outlying cause is the alcohol still being worked out of your system long after you've awaken, one molecule at a time.
by Derik October 1, 2005
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