Densest's definitions

Edgy

as stated by Daria
Edgy occurs when middlebrown middle aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy not to mention spending money out of the "youth culture". So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research an a corporate master plan.

or in a nutshell every facebook user that is under the age of 18

ARE YOU READY TO CUT EDGE KIDZZZ
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by Densest November 7, 2016

Buzzfeed

A website and youtube channel that makes videos that usualy tend from mediocre to god awfull.
Most of their videos usualy have some clickbait to draw the viewer in and also has things that cause controversy, therefore they always get their good old views.

dONt gEt mE sTaRtEd o N the Q U I Z Z E S made by buzzfeed

by Densest August 4, 2017

Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch

Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died

by Densest August 4, 2017

Rush Attack

A fast and continuous battle cry, usually used when rapidly attacking your opponent.

Rush attacks:

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, OOORAH!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, MUDAAAA!

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI, Arivederci!

VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA, Volare VIA!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA, DORAAAH!

HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!

by Densest December 23, 2018

Sonic Fanbase

A fanbase so notorious that their leaders (Sonictubers) started making self depricating jokes about how shitty their fanbase is because that's how they attract children onto their community.

Sonictuber: "Woah guise look the sonic fanbase is so bad lolllll"

Premydaremy basically.

by Densest December 23, 2018

Defense Force

A term used by people who are too stupid to form any other arguement agaisnt the fans of a product.

"Here comes the Defense Force to protect their product, they are mega virgins!!1!111!1!11111!!!!!!!!1!1

by Densest May 25, 2018

Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like

Your mom is a cunt, all of them are

by Densest March 18, 2017