Denise's definitions

swing low

The penis, especially a large one

I was trying to get some stank on my swing low when the bitch hit me in the head with a smoodee.

*Smoodee: an iron used to iron ones clothes (eg: smoodees the wrinkles out fo the clothes)

by Denise November 29, 2004

shit-on-a-stick

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

by Denise December 4, 2003

Coy

A boy that is shy to do or say something.

Christina Aguilera's Can't Hold Us Down says, "But you're just a little boy
Think you're so cute, so coy"

by Denise October 24, 2004

isms

The "isms" are like that certain something that gets the guys (or girls), it's the pimp essence. Sort of the way you carry yourself, sheer confidence.

sarah "damn how'd u get his number?"
me "i got the isms."

by Denise September 26, 2004

beautiful

song by my cousin Snoop

i jus want u 2 kno, ur my favorite gurl...

by denise May 25, 2004

misdy

A lesser version of felon. Not as cool as one can be.

You're not as felon as me; you're only slightly misdy.

by Denise February 5, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

The meaning of these Jelly Bracelets mean nothing. All this is about is somebody is really board and needed to come up with something else to do and made up stupid and nasty things about a fashion. The Jelly Bracelets were out when I was in school and that is atleast 15 years ago. It's a fashion. Give this sexual stuff a break. Can't these kids be kids any more without having sex. This is nasty. Give it a break,and let these kids be kids!!

Jelly Bracelets are just that,Jelly Bracelets. They mean nothing. They are a fashion. Somebody was just board and had to start something stupid about them,and of course people believed them and it's stupid. Let these kids be kids and quit making everything so sexual. Let them have fun being kids,they grow up fast enough these days without the help of somebody starting something stupid like this and the real stupid thing is that some parents really believe this. Get a grip. If you raise your child in the way you believe that they should be you should be able to trust them that they won't do something this stupid,even if others think other wise.

by Denise December 20, 2003