Denise's definitions

liptonite

A person who claims to have a discerning, sophisticated palate for black teas, has all the finest accoutrements for serving tea; shops for tea at speciality markets, yet, purchases and serves to her guests Lipton tea or some other generic black tea dust that come in a bag with a string.

She prided herself on her afternoon tea parties with friends, using her best tea set, yet, when tea was served the string hanging from the pot left the quality and type of tea in question (which was confirmed upon the pouring of the tea as the bag had ruptured).

by Denise April 30, 2004

motisha

One of those finger snapping girls that usually say something like "What am i suppose to do without my cell phone", or "Don't go there girlfriend", or "Ohh, no she didnt!"
They have really really long finger nails and have their hair twirled up on top of their heads.

"Did you see that motisha snap her finger in the car over there?"

by Denise March 20, 2004

swing low

The penis, especially a large one

I was trying to get some stank on my swing low when the bitch hit me in the head with a smoodee.

*Smoodee: an iron used to iron ones clothes (eg: smoodees the wrinkles out fo the clothes)

by Denise November 29, 2004

misdy

A lesser version of felon. Not as cool as one can be.

You're not as felon as me; you're only slightly misdy.

by Denise February 5, 2004

illfitted

to be highly fitted with expensive clothing such as sean john, baby phat, ecko red, etc.

no example given

by denise February 2, 2004

NWA

National Women's Association

I want to join the NWA because I am a feminist

by Denise February 27, 2005

frowsy

Something particularly nasty, in particular and unpleasant smell.

"Man, I hate goin to the Job Centre, it just smells frowsy"

by Denise April 13, 2004