1 definition by DeepFriedTofu
(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.
"Why's Jim on crutches?"
"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021