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Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice!

The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.

Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea

Guy 2: Coupons?!

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!

Guy 1: Oh shoot!

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Cuzzume

A resume depicting the experience of a Cuzzi Hopper. It is also known as a Jacuzzume or a Jacuzzi Resume. An individual Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of an individual Cuzzi Hopper. A team Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of a Cuzzi Hoppin team. Cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of Hoppin experience, number of Cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the Jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. A good Cuzzume shows diversity and a multitude of Cuzzi Hoppin skills.

Guy 1: Yo hows our Cuzzume lookin after hopping the aquatic fortress known as the Bartrams?

Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.

Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!

Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!

by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017

Anthony Favata

Anthony Favata is the definition of a boss. He is a hardworking man. He is a perfectionist in his work and is an excellent student with a 4.0 GPA. He is organized, a good manager, and takes pride in his work. If you're his friend, he will always have your back. He is strong, tough, and doesn't take disrespect or garbage from anybody. The man is very passionate about sports. He is a great QB and baseball expert. He is the guy you want on your team.

Guy 1: Yo man do you need something done for work?

Guy 2: Yea

Guy 1: Yo call Anthony Favata, hes the best

Guy 1: Yo is Anthony Favata here? Today's work isn't efficient

Guy 2: Nah, hes comin after lunch Guy 1

*Anthony Favata arrives after lunch*

Guy 1: Yo we finished all of our work ahead of schedule!!!!

Guy 2: Yeeaaaaaa!!!!

Anthony Favata, yo hes got your back and sticks up for his friends and teammates. Yo he will lead the team to success

Anthony Favata, the man, the homey, the swag.

by Daytony500fan September 28, 2019

Welcome Home James

A statement made by Marcus Fenix when welcoming James home in Gears of War 4. It is a reference with tremendous symbolism and meaning. It is often quoted by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig

*James opens door*
*Out of the Shadows a face appears*

Marcus Fenix: Welcome Home James.

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Roofinology

Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!

Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first

Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!

Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!

Guy 4: Alright lets go

Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!

Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!

Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!

*Hours Later*

Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.

Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!

Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?

Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.

*goes down to apartment*

Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas

Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.

*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*

Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.

Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!

*Guy 4 wakes up*

Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep

*Guy 3 wakes up*

Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.

Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?

Guy 4: Yea

Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.

Guy 2: Yea!

*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

Cuzziload

The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.

Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?

Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.

Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!

Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.

Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!

Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Cuzzi'n World

Based off of the famous Cruis'n World racing video game from 1996 and the Cruis'n series, Cuzzi'n World is a video game or real life trip of Cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks around the world. It involves racing your friends or other Cuzzi Hoppers (Jacuzzi Hoppers) across a city or region's Jacuzzis on various continents around the world. The first person or team to hop 10 Cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. To advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 Jacuzzis. Every individual or team is given a Cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next Jacuzzi in a region or city. It is a global initiative.

Guy 1: Yo we won the Cuzz'in USA series and were Cuzzin World now. Cuzzi'n World!!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Guy 2: Yo is the final location of Cuzzi'n World at the Aquatic fortress that is the Bartrams in Florida?

Guy 1: Yo it is. The Bartrams. The legend of the Bartrams. Rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the Bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.

Guy 2: Yo lets beat the other teams there!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!! CUZZI'N WORLD!!! The World!!!

Guy 1: Yo the Global Cuzzmanity! Cuzzunity!! Unification through Cuzzin!!

Guy 2: Cuzzi'n World!!! Global Cuzzin!!

by Daytony500fan March 29, 2017