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An Engineer who volunteers their Engineering skills to help other individuals in need. In other words, a Neer who volunteers their Neerin skills to help others. It can also mean a Neer who volunteers outside of engineering. An engineer who is volunteering.
Guy 1: Yo I was named head of the volunteering committee for all engineers here that have been here under 5 years!
Guy 2: Yo you're helpin people. You're Voluntneerin!
Guy 2: Yo you're helpin people. You're Voluntneerin!
by Daytony500fan February 26, 2017
Get the Voluntneerin mug.Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.
Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.
Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!
Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!
Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!
Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
Get the Lagooninology mug.Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.
Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!
Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first
Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!
Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!
Guy 4: Alright lets go
Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!
Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!
Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!
*Hours Later*
Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.
Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!
Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?
Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.
*goes down to apartment*
Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas
Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.
*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*
Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.
Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!
*Guy 4 wakes up*
Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep
*Guy 3 wakes up*
Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.
Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?
Guy 4: Yea
Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.
Guy 2: Yea!
*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first
Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!
Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!
Guy 4: Alright lets go
Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!
Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!
Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!
*Hours Later*
Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.
Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!
Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?
Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.
*goes down to apartment*
Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas
Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.
*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*
Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.
Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!
*Guy 4 wakes up*
Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep
*Guy 3 wakes up*
Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.
Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?
Guy 4: Yea
Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.
Guy 2: Yea!
*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
Get the Roofinology mug.Cruifinology, or CruiseToppinology, is an art form and a science. It is the study of cruise ships and ocean climates. To obtain expertise in Cruifinology(CruiseToppinology). an individual must take classes at a Cruifin Institution. The study of the design and model of the Cruise Ship is vital to understanding Cruifinology. It is important to understand the size, durability, and shape of the top deck in order to plan your Cruifin experience properly. The speed of the winds on the ocean are very important to understand as well as the changing speed of your respective cruise ship. Understanding weather patterns are important to avoid storms. Cruifinology also includes a basic astronomy course to understand the night sky that you are viewing while Cruifin since there is no light pollution in the middle of the ocean. It is the inalienable right of every Cruifer to have an amazing Cruifin experience.
Guy 1: Yo over winter break I went on a cruise in the Caribbean. At night, I went up to the top deck and sat there viewing the night sky, the universe. Dude it was awesome!! There was no light pollution! I was Roofin on the Cruise Ship!
Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?
Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.
Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?
Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.
by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
Get the Cruifinology mug.An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.
Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!
Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi
*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi
Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!
Guy 1: Dude!!
Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.
Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi
*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi
Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!
Guy 1: Dude!!
Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.
Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017
Get the Cuzziscope mug.Based off of the famous Cruis'n World racing video game from 1996 and the Cruis'n series, Cuzzi'n World is a video game or real life trip of Cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks around the world. It involves racing your friends or other Cuzzi Hoppers (Jacuzzi Hoppers) across a city or region's Jacuzzis on various continents around the world. The first person or team to hop 10 Cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. To advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 Jacuzzis. Every individual or team is given a Cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next Jacuzzi in a region or city. It is a global initiative.
Guy 1: Yo we won the Cuzz'in USA series and were Cuzzin World now. Cuzzi'n World!!
Guy 2: YEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yo is the final location of Cuzzi'n World at the Aquatic fortress that is the Bartrams in Florida?
Guy 1: Yo it is. The Bartrams. The legend of the Bartrams. Rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the Bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.
Guy 2: Yo lets beat the other teams there!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!! CUZZI'N WORLD!!! The World!!!
Guy 1: Yo the Global Cuzzmanity! Cuzzunity!! Unification through Cuzzin!!
Guy 2: Cuzzi'n World!!! Global Cuzzin!!
Guy 2: YEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yo is the final location of Cuzzi'n World at the Aquatic fortress that is the Bartrams in Florida?
Guy 1: Yo it is. The Bartrams. The legend of the Bartrams. Rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the Bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.
Guy 2: Yo lets beat the other teams there!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!! CUZZI'N WORLD!!! The World!!!
Guy 1: Yo the Global Cuzzmanity! Cuzzunity!! Unification through Cuzzin!!
Guy 2: Cuzzi'n World!!! Global Cuzzin!!
by Daytony500fan March 29, 2017
Get the Cuzzi'n World mug.The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.
Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
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