Definitions by Davy
jesus
Son of God who died to save mankind from their sins. rose again and ascended to heaven to sit at the right hand of the Father.
Jilim
Frump
Frump, noun, Sometimes pleasant or delightful, but more often an overly confidant, obnoxiously dressed, rotund woman who is constantly speaking in loud tones on topics they could never understand; topics such as fashion or men. Native habitat, Lane Bryant, Walmart or local fast food restaurants where they can purchase the 15,000-calorie salad and still remain on their diet. After all, it is just a salad. Frumps often travel in-groups of 3 or more in what urban sociologists have termed, an unkindness. Gravy stains on the front of her moo-moo can identify the Midwestern variety, normally the largest of all Frumps. Eastern Frumps typically have the worst attitude and Western Frumps the most makeup.
Also see Frumplestiltskins and Frumpaholic
Also see Frumplestiltskins and Frumpaholic
Frumpaholic
One who is attracted to sometimes pleasant or delightful, but more often an overly confidant, obnoxiously dressed, rotund woman. Perhaps the worst of all diseases, these men rarely live into their 30s. Characterized by their beer-goggles and the “I hope I don’t run into someone I know” expression on their face, these men hang out late at night in dark smoky bars long distances from their home.
Many Frumpaholics succumb to their disease after waking the next morning. Being horrified by what they see, these men will chew off their own arm in an effort to escape without waking the Frump.
Many Frumpaholics succumb to their disease after waking the next morning. Being horrified by what they see, these men will chew off their own arm in an effort to escape without waking the Frump.
Frumpaholic by Davy February 7, 2004