31 definitions by Davey

norks

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs

'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"

by Davey June 19, 2006

Professional Wrestling

A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.

A lot of people like to watch Professional Wrestling

by Davey June 6, 2004

roricon

Short for "Lolita Complex" in a pairing. The "lolita" is always female, and the other member of the pairing is always older than the "lolita." The lolita is generally underage.

Person A: Did you read the Albedo/MOMO roricon?
Person B: Yeah, that was really sick...

by Davey December 7, 2003

son of a fuck

Derivative of son of a bitch. Usually employed to denote extreme displeasure in a person, place, or thing.

In close kinship with a whore.

"Fuck you, you fucking son of a fuck!"

by Davey November 29, 2004

shotaru

The young person in a shotacon pairing.

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.

by Davey December 7, 2003

shea hausen

Daveys boyfriend

bug loveable teddy bear

by Davey February 12, 2004

Han Solo and Princess Complex

A condition in which two people who hate each other so much can't help but love each other.

Jane and Billy have the Han Solo and Princess complex; I saw them kissing last week after they fought!

by Davey September 12, 2004