DaveZeroZero's definitions

3 album death

When a band or artist will compromise their career on the release of thier third album, most often achieved by straying completely from their older material.

Bayside, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Funeral for a Friend and many others have all died the 3 Album Death.

by DaveZeroZero October 18, 2007

lolser

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser

by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

VictoryCore

the generic hardcore music being secreted by band after band being signed onto the record label Victory Records.

hey man, did you hear that new song on the radio?

dude, that's so VictoryCore.

by DaveZeroZero June 4, 2007

self-esteem whore

A girl or woman who regularly goes out seeking anonymous sex not because they enjoy it, but because they feel that it will increase their self-esteem. However, it often has the opposite effect, though these poor, misguided girls often continue in the hope that they achieve the desired effect.

She went through the London bars each week looking for anonymous sex with any guy that would have her just to feel better about herself. She's a self-esteem whore.

by DaveZeroZero February 7, 2009

love

a four letter lie, commonly confused with a feeling of intense affection felt towards another.

Guy 1: i'm in love.
Guy 2: liar.

by DaveZeroZero May 31, 2007

jokeXcore

Being a scene kid but not being totally serious about it - generally having a laugh and finding other supposedly sceneXcore kids who take themselves far too seriously highly comical.

He's so scene - yet so funny and aloof - that kid's so jokeXcore

by DaveZeroZero June 10, 2007

comedicide

The act of killing a joke, whether it be one that happened on the spot or a running one.

A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.

Dude, you totally killed that joke - or should i say that you've just committed comedicide!

by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008