Definitions by DaveZeroZero
lovetard
a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007
Drainpipe Boner
An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Drainpipe Boner by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
jokeXcore
Being a scene kid but not being totally serious about it - generally having a laugh and finding other supposedly sceneXcore kids who take themselves far too seriously highly comical.
jokeXcore by DaveZeroZero June 10, 2007
interweb
an alternative term, or synonym for the word 'internet'.
it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'
it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'
interweb by DaveZeroZero June 5, 2007
VictoryCore
the generic hardcore music being secreted by band after band being signed onto the record label Victory Records.
VictoryCore by DaveZeroZero June 4, 2007
love
love by DaveZeroZero May 31, 2007
wormley
1. to completely and utterly screw up.
2. to enter into a conversation and immediately kill it with some remark, most often used in reference to jokes.
2. to enter into a conversation and immediately kill it with some remark, most often used in reference to jokes.
wormley by DaveZeroZero May 10, 2007