An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
Get the Drainpipe Bonermug. A noun derived from a mis-spelling of the word country and its containing of the word cunt.
It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.
It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.
It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.
It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.
Under the Bush administration, the USA has become the biggest cuntry this world has ever seen.
Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.
Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.
by DaveZeroZero March 26, 2008
Get the Cuntrymug. An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with.
It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
by DaveZeroZero April 05, 2008
Get the forestmug. What has been deemed to have been dished out by the pwner to the pwnee, as it were. It is the noun produced by the verb "to pwn".
A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
by DaveZeroZero March 19, 2008
Get the pwnishmentmug. a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007
Get the lovetardmug. The act of killing a joke, whether it be one that happened on the spot or a running one.
A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.
A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.
by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008
Get the comedicidemug. by DaveZeroZero May 05, 2007
Get the nerdroticmug.