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pwnishment

What has been deemed to have been dished out by the pwner to the pwnee, as it were. It is the noun produced by the verb "to pwn".

A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
1337 kid 1: haha, i 7074llY pwned that n00b
1337 kid 2: yeah man, that was some mad pwnishment.
by DaveZeroZero March 19, 2008
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jokeXcore

Being a scene kid but not being totally serious about it - generally having a laugh and finding other supposedly sceneXcore kids who take themselves far too seriously highly comical.
He's so scene - yet so funny and aloof - that kid's so jokeXcore
by DaveZeroZero June 10, 2007
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lovetard

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
i never get any. I'm a lovetard.
by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007
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nerdrotic

1. something sexually pleasing or arousing to someone considered to be a nerd.
dude, anime is soooo nerdrotic.
by DaveZeroZero May 5, 2007
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Drainpipe Boner

An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.

Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.

Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.

Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.

Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
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VictoryCore

the generic hardcore music being secreted by band after band being signed onto the record label Victory Records.
hey man, did you hear that new song on the radio?

dude, that's so VictoryCore.
by DaveZeroZero June 4, 2007
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3 album death

When a band or artist will compromise their career on the release of thier third album, most often achieved by straying completely from their older material.
Bayside, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Funeral for a Friend and many others have all died the 3 Album Death.
by DaveZeroZero October 18, 2007
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