8 definitions by DaveShaw
A person that still exists in this world somehow and thinks it’s okay to still shit in your pants in your Lyft or Uber.
This total wowwww stumbled out of a taxicab and Kevin decided to pull up his cellphone and use the FBI hotline thankfully.
by DaveShaw May 20, 2018
A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw May 20, 2018
When your word on urban dictionary is so hot you have to click the I can’t decide button knowing that your internet connection is being monitored by yourself.
Some bloke created a word Jaifir on www.urbandictionary.com and Peter Pahblo has no choice but become urbanned.
by DaveShaw May 20, 2018
One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
by DaveShaw May 20, 2018
Knowing at whatever age you graduated college that you are bound to fuck any woman that walks by you, you see on television, you dream about, or one would talk about.
Frankie Beretta graduated Harvard University and his fraternity presented him with The Divine Right of Kings trophy.
by DaveShaw May 20, 2018
The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.
by DaveShaw May 13, 2018
by DaveShaw May 20, 2018