Dave's definitions

nena

a fat bastard that lives in my house

nena u fat bastard!!!!

by dave April 20, 2005

mokey

its a balls word that katie made up and thinks its better than meshuggah.

katie : i made up a word, 'mokey'
me : thats bollocks

by dave February 13, 2004

Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.

Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"

by Dave June 29, 2004

bali

a place where bintang exists... a really cool beer

by dave October 20, 2003

ushanka

The name for a fur-hat (or any thick, soft, pelt-like perimeter, such as wool) worn often by Russians.

"I call them commie-caps too."
-me

by Dave May 24, 2004

blaah

a word sound used when in terms of ect. Also just cool to use any time.

u kno the guy who likes that girl and runs round, and owns a nice car and blaah

by Dave May 31, 2003

technophobe

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.

My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.

by Dave October 12, 2003