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*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.
*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".
*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".
"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
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by Dave February 26, 2005
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when air that is caught in your stomach escapes through your mouth and goes *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!!!!*
it was rank we were eating dinner when he gob farted and wilted the flowers in the middle of the table
by dave April 9, 2003
Get the gob fart mug.A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.
Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.
Well thats about all
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.
Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.
Well thats about all
London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA
by Dave December 17, 2004
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"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
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by Dave September 9, 2004
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by dave October 17, 2003
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