Dave's definitions

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

Boy Sets Fire

An extremely unique hardcore band. Hardcore is stretching it even, their sound is so unique. Most of their songs are political or socially charged. They have an excellent, unique sound.

After the Eulogy, Rookie, and Last Years Nest are superb songs.

by Dave July 3, 2005

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.

Check out the cookie duster on Brad!

by Dave July 17, 2005

schwangwad

The drip from your dick after ejaculation. The reason why your sheets have those stains all over them. Also a great name for a real asshole!

Mom: Did you have fun at Jimmy's birthday party son?

Son: Jimmy? Fuck that Schwangwad!

by Dave August 11, 2005

Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.

Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.

by Dave April 8, 2005

derby

The word given to the Australian Rules Football match betwen the Fremantle Dockers & West Coast Eagles. It is called the Western Derby because both team are from the same city.

When the to Frematle Dockers & West Coast Eagles play each other the match is refered to as the Western Derby

by Dave April 8, 2005