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snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.
I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins
by Dave March 2, 2004
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Communist-Nazi

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
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761st

Short for "761st Tank Battalion", also known as the "Black Panthers". They were a tank division, composed of blacks, during WWII.
"Cool huh? Some blacks did fight in World War II, although it's hard to find info on such."
-me
by Dave October 4, 2004
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psyconaught

a person who explores the 'outer reaches' of the human psyche through hallucinogens.
yeah, jim's a psyconaught; haven't seen him in a while. . .
by dave December 12, 2003
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gators

2004-2005 NCAA SEC Champions and National Champions.
Seminole fan: Dadgum damn ol' Gators dadgum always win, dadgumit!
by Dave June 27, 2004
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japper

the japs-eye,the eye of the snake.
got my dick pierced,right through the japper
by dave May 20, 2003
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footprints

*Tracks made by feet, whether human or animal, often visually-evident on ground similar to snow or sand, even wet footprints on normal concrete.

*A christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the Lord. It goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off of the real thing):

One night I had a dream...I dreamed that I was on a beach and I was walking with the Lord. In the dark sky there were flashes of my life. For every scene of my life, I looked back and saw two sets of footprints...one belonging to me, and one belonging to the Lord.
When I saw the last scene of my life flash amidst the dark sky, I looked back at the footprints again...there was only one set of footprints. I realized that this single set of footprints was during the lowest and most difficult and troublesome time in my life. I was very bothered and I felt I had to ask the Lord about this dilemma...
...I said, "Lord, You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the way. But I noticed that there is only one set of footprints. I also noticed that this single set of footprints was during my most troublesome moments. I just don't understand why, Oh Lord, when I needed You the most, You'd....leave me..."
And then the Lord whispered, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I will never, ever leave you, even during your times of trial, testing, and suffering....when you look at that single set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
"Whose footprints're these?"
-arctic soldier examining foreign footprints in the snow in Metal Gear Solid....unaware that Solid Snake is about to choke the life outta him!
by Dave February 25, 2004
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