Dave's definitions

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

SAA

Short for "Single Action Army", Colt's revolutionary revolver that won the Wild West.

"I love that Colt SAA."
"It's called a Single Action Army."
"Yeah I mentioned the initials."
"Oh. I wouldn't know; I don't abbreviate things 'cause I'm too cool to do so."

by Dave September 9, 2004

mangirl

A woman, regardless of looks, who lacks almost all lady-like personalities, instead boasting male attitudes like fighting, disrespect for content women like (such as how a man would talk to a girl in an attempt to go out with her), etc.

Controversial as it seems, there is a major difference between mangirls and feminists. It's hard to explain really.

"You wanna fight?!"

by Dave January 16, 2004

oplix

A community cocksucker.

Oplix is such a cocksucker. He sucked someone so hard he broke their pelvis.

by dave June 27, 2003

Tweed'd

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

by Dave April 16, 2005

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

by dave January 28, 2004

CPM

And outdated OS, also an anacronym for Computer Programming magic

Old schoolers used to use CPM with old school Vector Graphics computers.

by Dave November 26, 2003