1129 definitions by Dave

achtung

ahck-tohng
ahck-toong

Deutsche (german) word for "warning" or "alert".

"Achtung, achtung! Der amerikaner blah blah blah......I still have yet to master deutsche. -_- "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Stupid White Men

Some book from Michael Moore which I don't care to read. But with a name like that, well, seriously! Holy shit is he outta his mind? As if he isn't already? Now I'm not only questioning what his nationality is, but what his color is! White, isn't it?

As funny as it looks and sounds, it's so oxymoronic, don'tcha think?

"Michael Moore proves that being anti-white isn't racist....it's popular!"
-some dude who posted a definition of Michael Moore

"Although Michael Moore is white, he'll still be raped by the KKK because he's anti-white."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

soldier

Any person of a nation's military. This term is nowadays used to refer to one of ANY branch of the military, even the Air Force and Navy.

"US soldiers are the shit. Do not talk shit about them, you cold-hearted fuck."
-me

by Dave November 7, 2004

jimbo luckin

a situation in which a family member interupts an explicit moment between lovers. the 'jimbo luckin' may or may not choose to end the phone call, dependant on the levels of danger and respective exilleration

"take your finger out of my arse dear, my mums on the phone.. actually keep it right...THERE!!!"

by Dave November 28, 2004

RAK

ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.

"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."

by Dave July 7, 2004

squizzum

Squizzum (n): 1) the desolate, bittersweet remains of the bottom of a beer; 2) the bottom inch of spittle in a coke can

Background: Comes from that latin Squi- meaning bitterness and then snoop dogg's -um added to every word to make it fly

I was madnessing when I discovered that the only drink left was a squizzum.

by Dave November 1, 2004

FDC

The brains of any Artillery battery, these men work with retarded no brain monkeys known as "gun Bunnies".

The FDC is a kick-ass group of crazy killers...and stuff.

by Dave January 16, 2003