15 definitions by Darnie

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

by Darnie April 7, 2003

Dar-Saver

1). A stick used by the Loopy-Dar. It used to fight off evil. It is actually a stick off the ground and the evil is the mail-man, but let the fookin Loopy-Dars have their weapons of mass destruction.

Draw your Dar-Saver. If you dare.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

Loopy-Dar

1.) To understand the meaning of the Loopy-Dar you need to become one with your inner wetard and believe in the "force" or "Matrix" or maybe da "scwartz" for some of you lower life forms.Once you have reached your Loopy-Dar you can defy all laws even the ones dat make pay taxes.So if you wish to reach this unbeliavable feet you must go to the sewer and train and hone you Darness.
2.)To every one else it means stay in school so you don't become one, but I think dats just wetarded.

Darnie:Only the Loopy-Dar will set you free, bretheren.
Dilbert: You can not handle the Loopy-Dar, Darnie.
Darnie: Dar.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Dar ba lar

1.) A three syllabled phrase, usually said by retarded or mentally challenged children.
2.)A pointless phrase meaning absolutely nothing or everything.

Hey Dar ba lar! What the Dar ba lar are you Dar ba laringly Dar ba laring.

by Darnie April 3, 2003

Dar-ba-lar

1.)Catch phrase of a Darnie.
2.) Showing great retarded pleasure,feeling, or anger.

What the dar-ba-lar are you dipshit.

by Darnie April 1, 2003

suicide machine

A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots of barbaric weapons to kill you slowly and painfully.

Hey why aren't those people coming out of that phone booth?
That's not a phone booth. It's a suicide machine.
Ohh, good invention.

by Darnie August 25, 2004