Definitions by DarkMatter

first class fool 

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery

Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.

first class fool by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

NOTG 

it's "not" with a "g" accidently added to the end

notg really means that same thing as "not"

any questions?

NOTG by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

Rock Lobster 

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach

Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!

Rock Lobster by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

Waggytoon 

1) a term used to describe people who are avid fans of Catdog whom are 30 years of age

2) term used to describe one who over-uses colored, itallic and bolded text

If you see someone over-using colored text on a message board, they are a Waggytoon.

Waggytoon by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

GayCube

1) an unfunny and immature play on words to describe the Nintendo GameCube

2) an unfunny pun created by fanboys of the PlayStation 2 and X-Box who pass judgement on systems they have never tried

Fanboy: DO U HAVE PS2!!??????? :)
Me: Yes, but I don't use it as much as my GameCube.
Fanboy: omg u have a gaycube? all they make is teh kiddie shit lol. :)
Me: So a game needs to be full of blood and gore to be good?
Fanboy: yea lol :)

GayCube by DarkMatter October 12, 2004

X-SUX 

1) an unfunny play on words used to descrive Microsoft's X-Box

2) a term created by fanboys who most likely have never even tried the X-Box

I'm no fan of X-Box, but it is a good system. I'm certainly not going to lower myself by calling it "X-SUX."

X-SUX by DarkMatter October 12, 2004

aw snap 

1) an alternative to "aw damn," "aw shit," etc.

2) a term used when one makes a mistake or is part of an unfortunate incident

"We have to take the SATs today! Did you study?"
"AW SNAP!"

aw snap by DarkMatter October 10, 2004