DannyAnnieBeauFanny's definitions

Mariah Moment

Having a complete meltdown, over something trivial or nothing at all.

Wow, Meadow just had a Mariah Moment because she did not want the book everyone else loved.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009

NFB

No Fucking Bueno; When something is REALLY bad and needs to be corrected now.

Nurse, "The doctor said that dog's platelet count is NFB and it needs blood now!"

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009

AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

CoDependent Marginal Personality

Having unhealthy emotional attachments to people, pets, and possibly inanimate objects.

Miyoko is so CoDependent Marginal Personality with her cats, that she will not let the Veterinarian obtain a temperature, for fear of him hurting Fluffy.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

Qualcommer

An employee of Qualcomm. This term is typically a derogatory term used to describe an employee who is perpetually idle and hides his/her laziness in the masses of the large corporation.

If you are an outstanding employee of Qualcomm, you are said to be "Employed by Qualcomm" instead of being a "Qualcommer".

Ricardo is a typical Qualcommer... He doesn't do anything but show up to meetings and nod his head.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009