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Qualcommer

An employee of Qualcomm. This term is typically a derogatory term used to describe an employee who is perpetually idle and hides his/her laziness in the masses of the large corporation.

If you are an outstanding employee of Qualcomm, you are said to be "Employed by Qualcomm" instead of being a "Qualcommer".
Ricardo is a typical Qualcommer... He doesn't do anything but show up to meetings and nod his head.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
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Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.
Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010
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Snowplow

The act of pushing cocaine around with the straw.

(Inexperienced users who do not correctly tilt or raise the straw just above the line of cocaine.)
Wow, man.. You just snowplowed that line, are you sure you have done this before?
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny March 4, 2009
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NFB

No Fucking Bueno; When something is REALLY bad and needs to be corrected now.
Nurse, "The doctor said that dog's platelet count is NFB and it needs blood now!"
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009
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Ducked Up

Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.
"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny June 16, 2009
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AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.
"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
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Faux-Locks

Tightly curly hair that gathers together, though able to be washed and brushed out.
I sported Faux-Locks all summer just because I was too lazy to style my hair.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 4, 2010
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