DannyAnnieBeauFanny's definitions

Faux-Locks

Tightly curly hair that gathers together, though able to be washed and brushed out.

I sported Faux-Locks all summer just because I was too lazy to style my hair.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 4, 2010

Mariah Moment

Having a complete meltdown, over something trivial or nothing at all.

Wow, Meadow just had a Mariah Moment because she did not want the book everyone else loved.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009

CoDependent Marginal Personality

Having unhealthy emotional attachments to people, pets, and possibly inanimate objects.

Miyoko is so CoDependent Marginal Personality with her cats, that she will not let the Veterinarian obtain a temperature, for fear of him hurting Fluffy.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

Air Show

When something is going to crash and burn. Could be a relationship, situation, objects....

Katie and Robbie are getting RE-Married.... To each other?!!?! Oh man, that's going to be an Air Show...

I know if we go to Belo on Friday, it's going to be an air show.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny March 25, 2010

NFB

No Fucking Bueno; When something is REALLY bad and needs to be corrected now.

Nurse, "The doctor said that dog's platelet count is NFB and it needs blood now!"

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009

Anglo

Derived from Anglo Saxon.

A derogatory name to call an grumpy old, but not elderly, man. Typically when he is trying to enforce his own outdated value system and becomes hostile.

That guy was freakin' Anglo, man! We just popped kissed while waiting in line and he flipped out!

Who was he anyway?

I dunno, fuck that Anglo.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny February 17, 2010

AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009