6 definitions by Dankspanka'

Fuck a roundabout

Willingly driving the opposite way in a roundabout.

Note: Might get you arrested.

Guy: Did you see the news about that guy who got arrested?

Guy 2: Yeah, he did the fuck a roundabout.

by Dankspanka' November 15, 2017

Roughie

The result of a poorly blended smoothie, thus making it a Roughie. Characteristics may include:
- Big, disgusting lumps of any chosen ingredient
- I slight chance of gagging
- Rough texture, similar to mom's face on a Monday morning

(Note: You'll have an easier time downing a bunch of sandpaper)

Brian with a "Y": Here, I made you a blueberry smoothie.

Stacey: Smoothie? More like a Roughie. Check out those lumps, boi!

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

The Parabole Effect

The act in which a person's umbrella is turned inside out, leaving the affected in a very awkward and self conscious situation.

- Haha, look over there! That guy just got hit by The Parabole Effect!

-Yeah, what a loser!

by Dankspanka' October 13, 2017

The Buckingham Cartwheel

When you Cartwheel past the entire queens guard and then roll through the corridors of Buckingham Palace looking for the queen.

- I did The Buckingham Cartwheel last year, but I couldn't find the queen.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...

John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

Philosophysics

A form of physics that doesn't make any fucking sense, much like philosophy itself. This form of physics is purely made up by some som 12 year old wannabe motherfucking Einstein.

- If you put magnets on the blades of a wind turbine, then the magnets will attract each other, thus creating an endless source of power!

- No dude that's just general Philosophysics.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017