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Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back to front to avoid contamination.
Dude A: 'dude! there was a giant floater in the toilet'
Dude B: 'time for the surgical...'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 27, 2005
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Rolled from highlander rolling papers found in Scottland. They make VERY long joints and the roach material which they come with comes with 'highlander tips' such as 'fed up, skin up' and 'he who hogs the joint gets the stonedist'.
You can recognise a highlander from a normal joint from its sheer length and thickness. Its like smoking a very long cigarette. That gets you amazingly stoned.
Dude: 'I've got only one joint left'
Dudette 1:'Aw well its better than nothing'
*dude takes out the joint"
Dudette 2:'OMG thats huge'
Dude: 'its a highlander'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 2, 2006
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Derived from the word 'Yurt' which is a mongolian tent. Can be built using the following: a fold out bed, quilts, brooms/mops/metal poles, sellotape.
Once constructed (if constructed properly) you should have a tent which can stand the test of time (or just the night)which you can cotch in with up to three people. Smoking inside of the Yerg is NOT recommended.
'We need somewhere to cotch'
'Its gonna have to be a Yerg then'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 5, 2005
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A type of marijuana which exceeds all others. Will be quite literally the finset joint you've ever had. Comes only as resin and can be recognised from the distinctive gold writing found upon it. Smells & tastes as good as it smokes.
'some good shit'
'india's finest man'
'i'm never smoking any street crap again'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 4, 2005
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A single person(or people) who are stuck in the same house/room with many loved up couples who cant stop getting off in your face. A goosberry will be left sitting awkwardly and feeling slightly worthless because of their singledom but goosberries are able to have fun without a partner and do not need to be constantly in a relationship to feel valued and have fun.
The dude/dudette who follows around couples is a goosberry.
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 10, 2006
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You have an arduous journey ahead of you. To be in the process of a long bop is almost unheard of being that it refers to such a strenuous journey. Primarily used by chavs and other people also of a crap nature who are too lazy to move.
'u wanna go down the road?'
'but its such a long bop'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 4, 2005
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To walk(bop/longbop) very slowly almost in like a dazed like way as if you have no idea where you are and why you're there.
'Wheres Charlotte?'
'Down the road'
'She'll be about an hour then'
'Yeah man major snail pace'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 7, 2005
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