Dancerooster 's definitions

wife breeding

When your wife is paired up to have sex with other men for the purpose of getting pregnant. Having unprotected sex with another mans wife for the purpose of getting her pregnant.

I was unable to father children so we turned to "wife breeding" to get my wife pregnant. My wife had an affair and now shes pregnant as a result of "wife breeding."

by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

Cuck Baby

A baby that is made as a result of cuckolding. When a married women has the child of a man other than her husband.

My wife took a lover that got her pregnant so now I'm the father of a "cuck baby." I had sex with a married woman and gave her and her husband a beautiful "cuck baby."

by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

Drunkilingus

The performing of cunnilingus while drunk. The overwhelming desire to lick pussy when buzzed. The only time a woman will turn down oral sex is when it’s drunkilingus.

I had a good beer buzz going when I tried to perform drunkilingus on my wife’s vagina.

by Dancerooster September 28, 2021

Foo Bear

A black Pug that is attached to its momma and has separation anxiety issues.

I tried to go to the store but my Foo Bear had a fit.

by Dancerooster July 29, 2021