Dancerooster 's definitions

sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Foo Bear

A black Pug that is attached to its momma and has separation anxiety issues.

I tried to go to the store but my Foo Bear had a fit.

by Dancerooster July 29, 2021

Cuck Baby

A baby that is made as a result of cuckolding. When a married women has the child of a man other than her husband.

My wife took a lover that got her pregnant so now I'm the father of a "cuck baby." I had sex with a married woman and gave her and her husband a beautiful "cuck baby."

by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Firecation

When your job fires you and is then forced to take you back. The time off you get between being fired and rehired by the same employer.

I had six months of firecation when I refused to get the COVID vaccine.

by Dancerooster July 16, 2023

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

Commercialing

When you have to take a commercial flight to get somewhere. An industry term used by airline employees to describe their transportation arrangements. When you take a flight with a payed ticket instead of nonreving or jump seating .

I’m commercialing out in the morning to start my trip. Did you deadhead in? No I commercialed in.

by Dancerooster April 18, 2023