Dana's definitions

Camel

A brand of cigarettes.

"Let's go smoke a sweet camel."

by Dana October 27, 2003

girlfriend in training

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.

Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...

by Dana January 23, 2004

cinemuck

the collection of goopy stuff on the movie theater floor

"I stepped in some cinemuck and now my feet make sticky noises when I walk"

by Dana September 5, 2002

pyre

a large pile of wood for burning corpse.

by dana January 9, 2003

forkldot

a freak and/or weirdo; may be associated with the word forkldork or focal point

I called Jane a forkldot after she told me about her invisible friend, Gina

by dana December 14, 2003

spunk

Term used to define a sexy punk (male).

Mmmm talking about a hott spunk.

by dana October 11, 2003

ass rotton

1.) Tottally and utterly, generally disgusting
2.) REALLY foul stench
3.) Unfair

1.) "Sick, that pile of dog shit I just stepped in made my shoe all ass rotton."
2.) "MAN!! your farts are ass rotton!!"
3.) "Im not getting the raise?? Man thats ass rotton!!"

by Dana April 11, 2003