Dana's definitions

cinemuck

the collection of goopy stuff on the movie theater floor

"I stepped in some cinemuck and now my feet make sticky noises when I walk"

by Dana September 5, 2002

girlfriend in training

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.

Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...

by Dana January 23, 2004

Jeby Eyes

When you get so hammered that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus.

"She's brining out the Jeby Eyes"
Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Dana March 8, 2005

pugle

where a pug and a beagle are bread

pug + beagle = pugle

by dana March 6, 2004