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Definitions by Da Quizzler

Grand Theft Our Hoe 

Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.
Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.

Guysmaids 

Alex: You're silly, I'm gonna make you one of my guysmaids!
Adam: Faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!
Guysmaids by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

Innuendhoe 

A female that can be turned on easily simply by using sexual innuendos.
Graham: Dude I got that date with Jayme tonight, I wonder how I'm gonna go about gettin' in those jeans?
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!
Innuendhoe by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

FrequentlyAskedQuestions 

When you are trying to be PG rated around parents, instead of saying Fuck you, or FA-Q or FAQ, just say FrequentlyAskedQuestions!
Mom: Now Michael make sure you share your food with Max too!

Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!

Caddyshack 

Someone who spends more on their car than dwelling. Hence drives a Caddy but lives in a shack.
Oh man check out Dimitrius he got the new STS!" "yea but isn't he still living in that dump?" "He's a caddyshack!
Caddyshack by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010

Seven-Eleven

Someone who has ruined their reputation to the point of being socially "bankrupt." Hence chapter 7 and 11 bankruptcy.
Lindsay: You're fucking fat!
Dan: Shup up bitch! You and your sister hit bankruptcy years ago!!
Dan: Ya'll hoes are Seven-Eleven!!
Seven-Eleven by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010