Da Quizzler's definitions

Innuendhoe

A female that can be turned on easily simply by using sexual innuendos.

Graham: Dude I got that date with Jayme tonight, I wonder how I'm gonna go about gettin' in those jeans?
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!

by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

Space Gangsters

Another way of saying 'apologies.' Like Apollo-G's. An alternative to saying sorry.

Dave: Good morning Facebook friends! With regards to last night's rant on conspiracy theories and crude sexual comments to the womenz I shall leave you with this, and I genuinely mean it from the bottom of my heart.... space gangsters.

by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011

I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

Nashy

Connecting random unrelated events similar to Russell Crowe as John Nash in the movie A Beautiful Mind.

Dave: I'm trippin out man!!
Nick: Say what?
Dave: A car went by my house and 69 was in the license plate....
Nick: Yeah? So what.
Dave: But 69 means something sexual, as in reproduction, but in 1969 we landed on the Moon, and that was like a rebirth of America and then I started thinking that Shanequa is pregnant and after I pay child support I'll only be eating astronaut ice cream the rest of my life unless I go to my pastor and commit to being a born-again! WHY ME DUDE!?!?!?!?
Nick: Jesus you are acting Nashy.

by Da Quizzler July 30, 2011

TMW

Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."

Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw

(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)

by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011

Caddyshack

Someone who spends more on their car than dwelling. Hence drives a Caddy but lives in a shack.

Oh man check out Dimitrius he got the new STS!" "yea but isn't he still living in that dump?" "He's a caddyshack!

by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010