13 definitions by Da Quizzler
Connecting random unrelated events similar to Russell Crowe as John Nash in the movie A Beautiful Mind.
Dave: I'm trippin out man!!
Nick: Say what?
Dave: A car went by my house and 69 was in the license plate....
Nick: Yeah? So what.
Dave: But 69 means something sexual, as in reproduction, but in 1969 we landed on the Moon, and that was like a rebirth of America and then I started thinking that Shanequa is pregnant and after I pay child support I'll only be eating astronaut ice cream the rest of my life unless I go to my pastor and commit to being a born-again! WHY ME DUDE!?!?!?!?
Nick: Jesus you are acting Nashy.
Nick: Say what?
Dave: A car went by my house and 69 was in the license plate....
Nick: Yeah? So what.
Dave: But 69 means something sexual, as in reproduction, but in 1969 we landed on the Moon, and that was like a rebirth of America and then I started thinking that Shanequa is pregnant and after I pay child support I'll only be eating astronaut ice cream the rest of my life unless I go to my pastor and commit to being a born-again! WHY ME DUDE!?!?!?!?
Nick: Jesus you are acting Nashy.
by Da Quizzler July 30, 2011
Oh man check out Dimitrius he got the new STS!" "yea but isn't he still living in that dump?" "He's a caddyshack!
by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010
Pimp: "Bitch betta have my money!"
Hoe: "C'mon daddy you know I got chu!"
Pimp: "NOW DAT'S WHAT I CALL CHICKEN TENDA!!"
Hoe: "C'mon daddy you know I got chu!"
Pimp: "NOW DAT'S WHAT I CALL CHICKEN TENDA!!"
by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011
Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.
Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.
by Da Quizzler July 7, 2011
What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)
Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!
(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!
(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.
by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011
A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."
Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!
Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*
Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*
by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011