Da Quizzler's definitions

TMW

Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."

Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:

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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw

(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)

by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011

Duel Score Processor

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."

Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*

by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011

Mobile Skanking

When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."

"Ayo Deztini be on that mobile skanking tip homie, she sextin da whole block!!"

by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011

Guysmaids

A gay guy's groomsman.

Alex: You're silly, I'm gonna make you one of my guysmaids!
Adam: Faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

Grand Theft Our Hoe

Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.

Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.

by Da Quizzler July 8, 2011

Caddyshack

Someone who spends more on their car than dwelling. Hence drives a Caddy but lives in a shack.

Oh man check out Dimitrius he got the new STS!" "yea but isn't he still living in that dump?" "He's a caddyshack!

by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010