Da Quizzler's definitions

I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

Space Gangsters

Another way of saying 'apologies.' Like Apollo-G's. An alternative to saying sorry.

Dave: Good morning Facebook friends! With regards to last night's rant on conspiracy theories and crude sexual comments to the womenz I shall leave you with this, and I genuinely mean it from the bottom of my heart.... space gangsters.

by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011

Chicken Tenda

The cash a pimp receives from his hoes.

Chickenheads + Legal Tender = Chicken Tenda

Pimp: "Bitch betta have my money!"
Hoe: "C'mon daddy you know I got chu!"
Pimp: "NOW DAT'S WHAT I CALL CHICKEN TENDA!!"

by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011

FrequentlyAskedQuestions

When you are trying to be PG rated around parents, instead of saying Fuck you, or FA-Q or FAQ, just say FrequentlyAskedQuestions!

Mom: Now Michael make sure you share your food with Max too!

Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!

by Da Quizzler June 17, 2011

Guysmaids

A gay guy's groomsman.

Alex: You're silly, I'm gonna make you one of my guysmaids!
Adam: Faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

Caddyshack

Someone who spends more on their car than dwelling. Hence drives a Caddy but lives in a shack.

Oh man check out Dimitrius he got the new STS!" "yea but isn't he still living in that dump?" "He's a caddyshack!

by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010