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Graham: Dude I got that date with Jayme tonight, I wonder how I'm gonna go about gettin' in those jeans?
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!
by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011
Get the Innuendhoemug. What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)
Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!
(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!
(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.
by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011
Get the I'm in Telemarketingmug. When you are trying to be PG rated around parents, instead of saying Fuck you, or FA-Q or FAQ, just say FrequentlyAskedQuestions!
Mom: Now Michael make sure you share your food with Max too!
Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!
Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!
by Da Quizzler June 17, 2011
Get the FrequentlyAskedQuestionsmug. by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011
Get the Guysmaidsmug. Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."
Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011
Get the TMWmug. Oh man check out Dimitrius he got the new STS!" "yea but isn't he still living in that dump?" "He's a caddyshack!
by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010
Get the Caddyshackmug.