13 definitions by Da Quizzler
When you are trying to be PG rated around parents, instead of saying Fuck you, or FA-Q or FAQ, just say FrequentlyAskedQuestions!
Mom: Now Michael make sure you share your food with Max too!
Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!
Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!
by Da Quizzler June 17, 2011
Someone who has ruined their reputation to the point of being socially "bankrupt." Hence chapter 7 and 11 bankruptcy.
Lindsay: You're fucking fat!
Dan: Shup up bitch! You and your sister hit bankruptcy years ago!!
Dan: Ya'll hoes are Seven-Eleven!!
Dan: Shup up bitch! You and your sister hit bankruptcy years ago!!
Dan: Ya'll hoes are Seven-Eleven!!
by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010
When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."
by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011
Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."
Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011
Graham: Dude I got that date with Jayme tonight, I wonder how I'm gonna go about gettin' in those jeans?
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!
by Da Quizzler June 27, 2011
by Da Quizzler June 27, 2011
Dave: Good morning Facebook friends! With regards to last night's rant on conspiracy theories and crude sexual comments to the womenz I shall leave you with this, and I genuinely mean it from the bottom of my heart.... space gangsters.
by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011