35 definitions by Da Milkman
A decent comedian who has had an unfortunate amount of haters due to allegations that he stole jokes and whatnot, despite there being no sufficient evidence of him doing so.
Some comedian who was relatively unknown before this incident occurred by the name of "Lewis C.K." came out of the woods, and stated there were similarities in jokes. While this may be true, the man has no dates to back up when he said these things, or even evidence they are the same.
Dane Cook is known for his extremely crazy behavior on stage. His wackiness adds to the mood of most of his jokes. He uses observational humor, usually stating things nobody ever really noticed about the small things in life.
Dane Cook has the reputation of being one of the most hated comedians by fellow comedians and by many other people. This is due to the fact that he has been accused of joke stealing, as stated above. He's one of those people you can either watch, or just ignore.
Some comedian who was relatively unknown before this incident occurred by the name of "Lewis C.K." came out of the woods, and stated there were similarities in jokes. While this may be true, the man has no dates to back up when he said these things, or even evidence they are the same.
Dane Cook is known for his extremely crazy behavior on stage. His wackiness adds to the mood of most of his jokes. He uses observational humor, usually stating things nobody ever really noticed about the small things in life.
Dane Cook has the reputation of being one of the most hated comedians by fellow comedians and by many other people. This is due to the fact that he has been accused of joke stealing, as stated above. He's one of those people you can either watch, or just ignore.
Dane Cook: Did you ever get a really itchy asshole?
Louis C.K.: This is sure funny, I might just come out and say I first said this joke just so I can achieve some fame, despite my jokes being extremely boring and mediocre.
Louis C.K.: This is sure funny, I might just come out and say I first said this joke just so I can achieve some fame, despite my jokes being extremely boring and mediocre.
by Da Milkman May 18, 2009
A nice little program that basic people use to get the job done. Exports a low quality film, usually plagued with stupid white text on blue background. Those who just want to "get the job done" use this tool, while the rest of us would desire something else such as Sony Vegas, or Adobe After Effects.
by Da Milkman February 25, 2009
Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
by Da Milkman January 5, 2009
Really used by the U.S. Pork company, but now it's become a term to define a white person who trys to act black, and the black people seem to notice and say "oh look, the other white meat". Now it's overused by white people who think they are funny.
Wigger: Fo shizzle!
Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.
Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!
Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.
Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player.
It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.
It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.
It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.
It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got a new iPod.
Me: *facepalm*
So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.
Me: *facepalm*
So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.
by Da Milkman July 5, 2009
The people who register on messages boards, post one time, then disappear, never to be seen again.
The post that they post is usually a nonsensical one that only a select few might understand, but normally leaving much to the imagination.
A One Post Wonder may contain anything from smileys, the word "Hi", to the more common spam.
The post that they post is usually a nonsensical one that only a select few might understand, but normally leaving much to the imagination.
A One Post Wonder may contain anything from smileys, the word "Hi", to the more common spam.
by Da Milkman November 14, 2009
A game that used to be good, until the people who make Warrock decided to prefer payed users instead of the die-hard free users that used to have fun playing. Now free players are restricted to horrible guns, and cannot download as many custom maps or content. Filled with hackers who can't play the right way, crying 10 year old children, and idiots who like to make movies and lag out the game. Warrock is a more expensive knock-off of Battlefield 2, only instead with crappier graphics and non-existent armies.
Person 1: Hey man want to play some Warrock?
Person 2: Why? So I can get bitched at by some child who claims I'm a hacker since I shoot him in the head for hiding in the same spot?
Person 2: Why? So I can get bitched at by some child who claims I'm a hacker since I shoot him in the head for hiding in the same spot?
by Da Milkman February 1, 2009