Da Milkman's definitions
The next new "lol".
XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.
It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.
Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.
It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.
Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
Person 1: GAH! I just stubbed my toe!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: *Dies.*
Person 2: XD
See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: *Dies.*
Person 2: XD
See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
by Da Milkman April 26, 2009
Get the XDmug. A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
by Da Milkman October 21, 2009
Get the Facepunchmug. Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
by Da Milkman January 5, 2009
Get the Monster Energy Drinkmug. The next generation of the Battlefield serious, rumored to be the final stage before the mysterious Battlefield 3 is announced.
Bad Company 2 features the new Frostbite 2.0 allowing for even more destructible environments, meaning no longer can you take down a full wall by one grenade, only a small hole is opened up.
Bad Company 2 is also the first M rated game in the Battlefield serious, due to the language and blood.
It's also the first Frostbite game that will be available for PC. A beta of it is released on November 19th, but for Playstation 3 only, meaning the forums were flooded with whining Xbox 360 players. The PC beta also comes out sometime in December.
The game is scheduled to be released on March 2nd, 2009.
Bad Company 2 features the new Frostbite 2.0 allowing for even more destructible environments, meaning no longer can you take down a full wall by one grenade, only a small hole is opened up.
Bad Company 2 is also the first M rated game in the Battlefield serious, due to the language and blood.
It's also the first Frostbite game that will be available for PC. A beta of it is released on November 19th, but for Playstation 3 only, meaning the forums were flooded with whining Xbox 360 players. The PC beta also comes out sometime in December.
The game is scheduled to be released on March 2nd, 2009.
by Da Milkman November 14, 2009
Get the Battlefield Bad Company 2mug. 
"Fail" is a word that is more than often overused online. Unfortunately it has spewed into mainstream society and now is being used in every day life, much like "epic".
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
Kid: I just tripped because someone...tripped me.
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the Failmug. The next operating system currently in development (but can publicly be tested until June 1 2010) by Microsoft. It features a brand new task bar that often is said to be a rip of KDE. It features better driver compatibility, and pretty much is Vista all fixed up with an enhanced GUI. Many already respect that this is a great operating system, actually running on less system requirements than Vista.
by Da Milkman June 2, 2009
Get the Windows 7mug.