35 definitions by Da Milkman
"Fail" is a word that is more than often overused online. Unfortunately it has spewed into mainstream society and now is being used in every day life, much like "epic".
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
Kid: I just tripped because someone...tripped me.
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
A decent browser, loads of extensions, ect. It's gained more popularity than any other release of Firefox, and now owns about 40% of the browser market share. Nothing major, just a browser.
I downloaded Firefox 3 yesterday because Internet Explorer is too insecure for me, and Opera is too much great browser to handle.
by Da Milkman June 3, 2009
A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.
It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...
All because some ridiculous game.
It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...
All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!
Me: Which version are they on?
Person 1: 5932!
Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?
Person 1: No. ;_;
Me: Which version are they on?
Person 1: 5932!
Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?
Person 1: No. ;_;
by Da Milkman June 5, 2009
The annoying alternative one uses on a forum instead of using "topic". The only forum software known to man that uses "thread" is VBulletin.
by Da Milkman February 25, 2009
The newest game to be released in the Battlefield series. It is free to play, the only thing that will cost real money, perhaps, is clothes and such.
The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.
The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.
Spammer: Can I have your Battlefield Heroes key? I really want to play...
Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.
Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.
by Da Milkman April 8, 2009
A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too.
Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.
Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.
Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.
by Da Milkman July 26, 2009
Another fine American establishment that started fairly decent then took a sharp turn for the worse around the time Disney started to get involved.
There are multiple kinds of McDonald's people:
1. The Hater: The person who claims he or she hates McDonald's so much, yet you always manage to see old wrappers in their cars, houses, ect. but yet they still hate it.
2. The Salad But Not Really Person: This person walks into McDonalds assuming they are going to pick up a plate of cheap, E-Coli ridden foliage, yet they come out duel-wielding Big Mac's.
3. The Calorie Counter: Basically this is the one who asks for information on how many calories are in one chicken sandwich. These are the people that cause the prices to raise because they have to waste ink printing out their information that they obviously cannot see is already on the box...which is covered by grease.
4. The Complainer: If yelling kids playing in a jungle gym full of moldy food isn't enough, these people make the experience even worse. First they complain that there is nothing on the menu they want, then they complain their food is cold, then they are befuddled because they couldn't get the extra salt on their fries they wanted.
5. The Pig: This person goes in, orders 6 Big Mac's, 4 chicken sandwiches, 3 Diet Coke's, all for one person. This person finishes every last crumb to be in existence, and later goes home to find something else to consume.
6. The Locals: Essentially, the elderly. These people come to McDonald's, order coffee, perhaps eat some of those apple slices, all is good, except for when someone is sitting in their seat...
7. The Egotistical Employee Who Comes In On His Day Off: These people work for McDonald's, come in, start talking with their friends, while the rest of us wait while our food gets cold.
8. The Drive-Through Person: This person can never get out of their car or off their cell phones for more than 3 minutes, hence they order from the drive-through, leaving 60 people working at the drive-through yet there is one counter closed, while 2 more are resumed by trainees who can't figure out how to remove the 600 extra milkshakes they added.
McDonald's is one of those things you just accept or you don't, nothing else.
There are multiple kinds of McDonald's people:
1. The Hater: The person who claims he or she hates McDonald's so much, yet you always manage to see old wrappers in their cars, houses, ect. but yet they still hate it.
2. The Salad But Not Really Person: This person walks into McDonalds assuming they are going to pick up a plate of cheap, E-Coli ridden foliage, yet they come out duel-wielding Big Mac's.
3. The Calorie Counter: Basically this is the one who asks for information on how many calories are in one chicken sandwich. These are the people that cause the prices to raise because they have to waste ink printing out their information that they obviously cannot see is already on the box...which is covered by grease.
4. The Complainer: If yelling kids playing in a jungle gym full of moldy food isn't enough, these people make the experience even worse. First they complain that there is nothing on the menu they want, then they complain their food is cold, then they are befuddled because they couldn't get the extra salt on their fries they wanted.
5. The Pig: This person goes in, orders 6 Big Mac's, 4 chicken sandwiches, 3 Diet Coke's, all for one person. This person finishes every last crumb to be in existence, and later goes home to find something else to consume.
6. The Locals: Essentially, the elderly. These people come to McDonald's, order coffee, perhaps eat some of those apple slices, all is good, except for when someone is sitting in their seat...
7. The Egotistical Employee Who Comes In On His Day Off: These people work for McDonald's, come in, start talking with their friends, while the rest of us wait while our food gets cold.
8. The Drive-Through Person: This person can never get out of their car or off their cell phones for more than 3 minutes, hence they order from the drive-through, leaving 60 people working at the drive-through yet there is one counter closed, while 2 more are resumed by trainees who can't figure out how to remove the 600 extra milkshakes they added.
McDonald's is one of those things you just accept or you don't, nothing else.
by Da Milkman April 25, 2009