Da Milkman's definitions

Viva La Vida

Literally means "live your life", but it's also a Coldplay song. Basically, it's another song that was fairly good when it came out, then people abused it over and over, such as the local radio playing it every hour, and now it's one of those ones that is annoying and makes you want to contemplate suicide.

Our radio station plays Viva La Vida every hour.

by Da Milkman June 29, 2009

Facepunch

A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:

-You can get banned for posting the word "the".

-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.

-You can get banned for breathing.

-You can get banned for thinking about something.

-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.

Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.

Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.

by Da Milkman October 21, 2009

H1N1

It's simply the technical name (strand) of the Swine Flu. Instead of calling it the Swine Flu, the idiots at the CDC (Center for Disease Control) had to name it something to make it sound more extreme.

Basically H1N1 (Swine Flu) is just like the ordinary flu, only lacks a vaccination. TamiFlu works fine on it.

CDC People: The Swine Flu will no be called...*booming voice* H1N1! This is because we think half of the world studies viral strands.

Me: Why?

by Da Milkman May 25, 2009

The Other White Meat

Really used by the U.S. Pork company, but now it's become a term to define a white person who trys to act black, and the black people seem to notice and say "oh look, the other white meat". Now it's overused by white people who think they are funny.

Wigger: Fo shizzle!

Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.

Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

Tibet

China's bitch.

Tibet is China's bitch.

by Da Milkman April 26, 2009

Monster Energy Drink

Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.

Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Da Milkman January 5, 2009

Battlefield Bad Company 2

The next generation of the Battlefield serious, rumored to be the final stage before the mysterious Battlefield 3 is announced.

Bad Company 2 features the new Frostbite 2.0 allowing for even more destructible environments, meaning no longer can you take down a full wall by one grenade, only a small hole is opened up.

Bad Company 2 is also the first M rated game in the Battlefield serious, due to the language and blood.

It's also the first Frostbite game that will be available for PC. A beta of it is released on November 19th, but for Playstation 3 only, meaning the forums were flooded with whining Xbox 360 players. The PC beta also comes out sometime in December.

The game is scheduled to be released on March 2nd, 2009.

Battlefield Bad Company 2 is rumored to be able to compete with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by Da Milkman November 14, 2009