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Battlefield 1943

The latest game released by DICE on July 8th, and 9th of 2009. It is essentially a lower level but nicer graphics version of Battlefield 1942. On the day of the release the forums were flooded with people complaining about various issues. One member even threatened to file a class action lawsuit against DICE for "misleading" people to somehow enter their credit card information, download the game, install it, and start play it. Pretty odd.

The game itself is quite fun, but rather glitchy in the earliest form. In time the game is speculated to have various bug fixes, and perhaps even more maps.

Many console wars broke out over the "Coral Sea Challenge" which is essentially if the community of Xbox and Playstation 3 users get 43 million kills in total, the 100% dogfight map Coral Sea will be unlocked. A counter was added to the home page, and Xbox users started to boast about how they were winning, causing Playstation 3 users to retaliate and cause a console war.
Battlefield 1943 is a good game, just needs a bit of work. You can't beat the $15 price either.
by Da Milkman July 12, 2009
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Windows 7

The next operating system currently in development (but can publicly be tested until June 1 2010) by Microsoft. It features a brand new task bar that often is said to be a rip of KDE. It features better driver compatibility, and pretty much is Vista all fixed up with an enhanced GUI. Many already respect that this is a great operating system, actually running on less system requirements than Vista.
Windows 7 is pretty much a great version of Vista.
by Da Milkman June 2, 2009
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Playstation 3

A good gaming console, equal if not better than the Xbox 360 (let the thumbs down ratings flow), and features:

1. BluRay.

2. Free internet.

3. Wireless support right out of the box.

4. Playstation Store.

5. High Defenition gaming (complete with HDMI ports).

6. Memory card readers (SD and MicroSD).

7. Ability to use external hard drives to store data.

8. Faster internet browser than the PSP.

9.Blue Tooth support.

10. High quality graphics support.
The Playstation 3 is awesome...if you can afford it. =/
by Da Milkman July 10, 2009
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XD

The next new "lol".

XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.

It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.

Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
Person 1: GAH! I just stubbed my toe!

Person 2: XD

Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!

Person 2: XD

Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!

Person 2: XD

Person 1: *Dies.*

Person 2: XD

See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
by Da Milkman April 26, 2009
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MyBrute

The newest flash game to hit the internet. It happens to be a barbarian-style game in which you spam someones email, they fight you, you get "EXP" (experience points), and so on.

This game is particularly annoying, as people create loads of links to their stupid "Brutes" on forums. People spend way too much time on this game.
Person 1: stupididiot12.mybrute.com

Person 2: What is that? Sounds like a place for sickos.

Person 1: NO WAY! MyBrute is the best new flash game that gives you zero control EVER!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
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Facepunch

A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:

-You can get banned for posting the word "the".

-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.

-You can get banned for breathing.

-You can get banned for thinking about something.

-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.

Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
by Da Milkman October 21, 2009
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Viva La Vida

Literally means "live your life", but it's also a Coldplay song. Basically, it's another song that was fairly good when it came out, then people abused it over and over, such as the local radio playing it every hour, and now it's one of those ones that is annoying and makes you want to contemplate suicide.
Our radio station plays Viva La Vida every hour.
by Da Milkman June 29, 2009
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