The next new "lol".
XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.
It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.
Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.
It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.
Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
Person 1: GAH! I just stubbed my toe!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: *Dies.*
Person 2: XD
See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: *Dies.*
Person 2: XD
See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
by Da Milkman April 26, 2009
Get the XDmug. A game that used to be good, until the people who make Warrock decided to prefer payed users instead of the die-hard free users that used to have fun playing. Now free players are restricted to horrible guns, and cannot download as many custom maps or content. Filled with hackers who can't play the right way, crying 10 year old children, and idiots who like to make movies and lag out the game. Warrock is a more expensive knock-off of Battlefield 2, only instead with crappier graphics and non-existent armies.
Person 1: Hey man want to play some Warrock?
Person 2: Why? So I can get bitched at by some child who claims I'm a hacker since I shoot him in the head for hiding in the same spot?
Person 2: Why? So I can get bitched at by some child who claims I'm a hacker since I shoot him in the head for hiding in the same spot?
by Da Milkman January 31, 2009
Get the Warrockmug. A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
by Da Milkman October 21, 2009
Get the Facepunchmug. A nice little program that basic people use to get the job done. Exports a low quality film, usually plagued with stupid white text on blue background. Those who just want to "get the job done" use this tool, while the rest of us would desire something else such as Sony Vegas, or Adobe After Effects.
by Da Milkman February 24, 2009
Get the Windows Movie Makermug. "First Reply" or "First Replying" is the act of roaming forums, seeing a topic that has been newly created, and quickly clicking and typing "First!" or "First reply!" or the most common "FIRST REPLY!".
More than often, others too are attempting to post first, so you will see multiple "first replies".
This act is often discouraged, as it serves of no relevance to the topic creator (or anyone else for that matter).
More than often, others too are attempting to post first, so you will see multiple "first replies".
This act is often discouraged, as it serves of no relevance to the topic creator (or anyone else for that matter).
Person 1: *Creates new topic.*
Person 2: FIRST REPLY!
Moderator: Annoying child, BURN! *Presses ban button."
Person 2: FIRST REPLY!
Moderator: Annoying child, BURN! *Presses ban button."
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the first replymug. The lesser of 2 evils. It's either GameStop, or EB Games.
Though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, EB Games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.
EB Games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike GameStop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don't need, and don't babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
Though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, EB Games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.
EB Games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike GameStop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don't need, and don't babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
EB Games Scenario
EB Games: Welcome. How may I assist you today?
Me: I just would like to get Battlefield 2 for PC.
EB Games: Alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.
Me: How much will this come to.
EB Games: Only about $10.
Me: Ah, that's nice.
EB Games: *Rings up game* Have a nice day.
Me: You too.
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GameStop Scenario
GameStop: YO! What are you looking for today man?
Me: Just Battlefield 2 for PC.
GameStop: Nah man, get Battlefield 2142! Way better!
Me: No, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Why? It's got future weapons!
Me: I already said, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Do you have an ID to verify your age?
Me: You're kidding right?
GameStop: Sorry sir, we need ID for EVERYONE who buys games rated over E.
Me: I thought it was M.
GameStop: Alright sir calm down. If you don't have an ID I can't sell you the game.
Me: ...
GameStop: If you buy Battlefield 2142 I will not card you. ;-)
Me: LISTEN! I do NOT want to buy Battlefield 2142! I already own it, and I want Battlefield 2. I don't care to listen to your stories about how it's so much better. JUST RING UP MY DAMN GAME!
GameStop: Do you have ID?
Me: ...FUCK YOU. I'm going to EB Games. Have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don't like guys who masturbate to half-naked 3D characters in games. Do us all a favor, and just die.
EB Games: Welcome. How may I assist you today?
Me: I just would like to get Battlefield 2 for PC.
EB Games: Alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.
Me: How much will this come to.
EB Games: Only about $10.
Me: Ah, that's nice.
EB Games: *Rings up game* Have a nice day.
Me: You too.
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GameStop Scenario
GameStop: YO! What are you looking for today man?
Me: Just Battlefield 2 for PC.
GameStop: Nah man, get Battlefield 2142! Way better!
Me: No, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Why? It's got future weapons!
Me: I already said, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Do you have an ID to verify your age?
Me: You're kidding right?
GameStop: Sorry sir, we need ID for EVERYONE who buys games rated over E.
Me: I thought it was M.
GameStop: Alright sir calm down. If you don't have an ID I can't sell you the game.
Me: ...
GameStop: If you buy Battlefield 2142 I will not card you. ;-)
Me: LISTEN! I do NOT want to buy Battlefield 2142! I already own it, and I want Battlefield 2. I don't care to listen to your stories about how it's so much better. JUST RING UP MY DAMN GAME!
GameStop: Do you have ID?
Me: ...FUCK YOU. I'm going to EB Games. Have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don't like guys who masturbate to half-naked 3D characters in games. Do us all a favor, and just die.
by Da Milkman July 16, 2009
Get the EB Gamesmug. The newest flash game to hit the internet. It happens to be a barbarian-style game in which you spam someones email, they fight you, you get "EXP" (experience points), and so on.
This game is particularly annoying, as people create loads of links to their stupid "Brutes" on forums. People spend way too much time on this game.
This game is particularly annoying, as people create loads of links to their stupid "Brutes" on forums. People spend way too much time on this game.
Person 1: stupididiot12.mybrute.com
Person 2: What is that? Sounds like a place for sickos.
Person 1: NO WAY! MyBrute is the best new flash game that gives you zero control EVER!
Person 2: What is that? Sounds like a place for sickos.
Person 1: NO WAY! MyBrute is the best new flash game that gives you zero control EVER!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the MyBrutemug.