A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.
It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...
All because some ridiculous game.
It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...
All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!
Me: Which version are they on?
Person 1: 5932!
Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?
Person 1: No. ;_;
Me: Which version are they on?
Person 1: 5932!
Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?
Person 1: No. ;_;
by Da Milkman June 05, 2009
A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
by Da Milkman October 21, 2009
A good gaming console, equal if not better than the Xbox 360 (let the thumbs down ratings flow), and features:
1. BluRay.
2. Free internet.
3. Wireless support right out of the box.
4. Playstation Store.
5. High Defenition gaming (complete with HDMI ports).
6. Memory card readers (SD and MicroSD).
7. Ability to use external hard drives to store data.
8. Faster internet browser than the PSP.
9.Blue Tooth support.
10. High quality graphics support.
1. BluRay.
2. Free internet.
3. Wireless support right out of the box.
4. Playstation Store.
5. High Defenition gaming (complete with HDMI ports).
6. Memory card readers (SD and MicroSD).
7. Ability to use external hard drives to store data.
8. Faster internet browser than the PSP.
9.Blue Tooth support.
10. High quality graphics support.
by Da Milkman July 10, 2009
An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
by Da Milkman July 01, 2009
It's just the background image located behind the "Urban Dictionary" logo. It just so happens you might accidental drag it into the box when trying to click inside the search box.
I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.
I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.
http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1240619761
It's just the background image.
It's just the background image.
by Da Milkman April 25, 2009
The next operating system currently in development (but can publicly be tested until June 1 2010) by Microsoft. It features a brand new task bar that often is said to be a rip of KDE. It features better driver compatibility, and pretty much is Vista all fixed up with an enhanced GUI. Many already respect that this is a great operating system, actually running on less system requirements than Vista.
by Da Milkman June 02, 2009
The "Ban Button" is a hypothetical button (though some network administrators and moderators actually have a key assigned to said feature), that more than often refers to banning someone from something for some particular reason.
The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.
The origins are not entirely sure of.
The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.
The origins are not entirely sure of.
Person 1: I'm trolling you!
Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*
Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*
Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009