7 definitions by DPdaix
the ultimate state of teenage girlhood. To be nictasstik is to be all things cool. If you're nictasstik you rule the school, make boys drool, and take erybody to skool, and you fo sho ain't no fool...you're a jewel. cool?
Joey: Dude, that girlfriend of your is so damn cool. I mean, besides being hot.
Scott: Yeah, i know man. Sometimes i just can't get over how nictasstik she is!
Joey: no doubt...hey, make it rain!
Scott: Yeah, i know man. Sometimes i just can't get over how nictasstik she is!
Joey: no doubt...hey, make it rain!
by DPdaix February 9, 2007
The superlative for all things crappy. It's something that sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where fecal matter originates, and then finally be shitty.
Dude #1: Hey, did you go to the open mic last night at the Double Play Lounge? I heard it was pretty good.
Dude #2: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all, i mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
Dude #2: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all, i mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
by DPdaix October 31, 2006
the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.
Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.
Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
by DPdaix October 27, 2006
to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework
asshole "hey your gay hahaha"
working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"
asshole "hey your gay hahaha"
working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"
by DPdaix November 6, 2006
One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.
Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?
SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...
Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!
SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...
Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!
by DPdaix October 27, 2006
guy1 "dude it was awesome she turned up the radio and madeout with my floppy dick until it got hard as rock and cummed in her face"
guy2 "cool man"
guy1 "She was a real Snake charmer."
A Snake charmer is cool.
A
guy2 "cool man"
guy1 "She was a real Snake charmer."
A Snake charmer is cool.
A
by DPdaix November 6, 2006
a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
by DPdaix June 1, 2007