5 definitions by DMITCH

Apt Fished

Short for Apartment Fished

I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.

Friend: Do you like your new apartment?

Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.

Friend: Wow, that sucks.

Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.

by DMITCH February 16, 2021

blowback

When your cumshot hits your own face.

I was fucking this girl and when she pulled out my dick to finish me off she aimed it the wrong way and gave me a blowback.

by DMITCH November 2, 2007

Boo Lover

The person you are boo lovin with i.e. your girlfriend/boyfriend or significant other.

"I saw Sean boo lovin with Samantha"

"What, You lie. You know Sean's boo lover is Mary"

by DMITCH November 1, 2007

Spider Punch

Punching someone in the anus.

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.

by DMITCH November 2, 2007

pistol grip

A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.

I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.

by DMITCH November 2, 2007