Definitions by DMITCH
Apt Fished
Short for Apartment Fished
I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.
I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.
Friend: Do you like your new apartment?
Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.
Friend: Wow, that sucks.
Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.
Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.
Friend: Wow, that sucks.
Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.
Apt Fished by DMitch February 16, 2021
Spider Punch
I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.
Spider Punch by DMITCH November 22, 2007
pistol grip
A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.
I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.
pistol grip by DMITCH November 22, 2007