10 definitions by DJMarcusA
A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg
Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.
by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021
Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message
Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.
by DJMarcusA March 19, 2018
Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.
by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014
Tom: What are you buying?
Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.
Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.
by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022
When the algorithm of the music service you are subscribed to plays the combination of songs you like, songs you forgot you liked, and songs you never heard of but like when you first hear them so perfectly that it causes an intense orgasm because of aural stimulation.
Don’t touch the computer! I just had a very intense algasm because Spotify just played a Stevie Wonder song from my childhood, that new Jill Scott, a house remix of Erykah Badu, the lead track from the Waajeed album, and ‘Emerald Butterfly’ by The Pharcyde in a row. It hit me in all the places that I love.
by DJMarcusA November 29, 2022
Trumpopause is the time that marks going from a normal person to a full on Trump Supporter. It’s diagnosed after going 12 months without a rational thought in the brain. Trumpopause can happen in the 40s or 50s and is usually caused by watching too much Fox News or whatever nonsense Alex Jones is on.
Dave: I asked Charles who was president and he said that Donald Trump still was even though he got beat in a landslide by Joe Biden.
Matt: I think him and Shawn are suffering from cases of Trumpopause. They’ve been on the Trump train too long, and can’t find a way off.
Matt: I think him and Shawn are suffering from cases of Trumpopause. They’ve been on the Trump train too long, and can’t find a way off.
by DJMarcusA August 7, 2022
Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.
by DJMarcusA October 30, 2021