D. Ferrel's definitions

tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Wally world

1. The amusment park in which the Grizzwalds fought through hell to get to.

2. What Wally Cleaver would tell chumps when they entered his turf.

1. Clark Grizzwald: "Hey kids, we're going to Wally World"

2. Wally Cleaver: "You better step fool...you just entered Wally World."

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

up on bricks

Usually the status of all the cars in a mexicans front yard. Usually up on bricks when all 4 wheels are missing.

Beto: "Hey Chacho...you still got dat Cutlas and dat one Impala?"

Chacho: "Yeah fool, but they all be up on bricks"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Backdraft

what you get when you fart against the wind.

"I farted south but unfortunately the wind was blowing north, thus I got a backdraft"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

uugly

I think the extra U emphasizes the insertion of the word "You" as in You Ugly.

A perfect example can be found in Flick - Wild Cats.

"U-G-L-Y...you ain't got no alibi Uugly, Uugly...yo mama say Uugly"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

untz

Can be caught while listening to Buckwheat sing, "Three Times A Lady"

"Untz...Tice...Tee Times a Yady"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003