D. Ferrel's definitions

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

One Short of A Six Pack

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.

"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

damn bro

What one brotha says to another brotha whenever the second brotha does something stupid or something that is gonna get his ass whooped by his girlfriend.

"Damn bro, Gina gonna kill you when she finds out you lost the rent money"

by D. Ferrel September 26, 2003

act right

Like Diva said, giving one a beat down. putting them in check. Teaching a lesson.

"you need to tell your homie to shape up before i give him some act right

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

up on bricks

Usually the status of all the cars in a mexicans front yard. Usually up on bricks when all 4 wheels are missing.

Beto: "Hey Chacho...you still got dat Cutlas and dat one Impala?"

Chacho: "Yeah fool, but they all be up on bricks"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

religion

One word: Hypocrisy

Organized religion is not for me....just a bunch of hyprocrites.

by D. Ferrel September 26, 2003

Backdraft

what you get when you fart against the wind.

"I farted south but unfortunately the wind was blowing north, thus I got a backdraft"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003