D. Ferrel's definitions

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

mulletude

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Dicky Doo

A term used to describe when a man's stomach sticks so far out he can no longer see his pecker.

"Damn Jo Jo, your stomach stick out farther than your Dicky Doo!"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

webster's

Another way of pointing out an equally proportionate midget.

"Check it fool....that brotha got "Webster's" disease"

~Webster being that potato sized brother who was played by Emmanuel Lewis back in the 80's~

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Pacer

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Matrix

Calendar Hoes that are featured in the month of May.

"Damn fool, did you get a glimps of dem Maytrix."

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003