D. Ferrel's definitions

retro

Anything pulled of the 80's era.

"His parachute pants are so retro"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Take Flight

The form a body takes when riding a skate board at full speed and hitting a rock.

Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Spider?

Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)

Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!

Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight

Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

go to sleep

What was said to me after I got my ass whooped when I was a kid.

**spank spank** "godamnit kid, now GO TO SLEEP" *

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

Pacer

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Silent but deadly

A creeper, a floating air bisquit. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"Dayum, someone done let loose a silent but deadly"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Backdraft

what you get when you fart against the wind.

"I farted south but unfortunately the wind was blowing north, thus I got a backdraft"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003