37 definitions by D. Ferrel

makeup sex

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!

"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

mulletude

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Pokahotass

the name given to a fine chick if she were to have been a cartoon character. (parody of Pocahontas)

"Damn, if she were a cartoon character, she'd be named Pakahotass"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

fade to black

The slow transition when you realize that you just got "KNOCKED THE F&CK OUT!!!!"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

classic

A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.

Joe let's out a 23 second fart

Jimmy: "Damn, Joe, that was Classic"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Pappy

Whatcha all talkin about....this was Popeye's dad fools!!!!

"Me lookin for me Pappy"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

One Short of A Six Pack

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.

"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003