CreeperStash's definitions

PQMM

A "Pretty Queer Meter Maid" that writes you an undeserved parking ticket in a flamboyant matter.

An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.

(text message) Yo, a PQMM just gave me a tckt! But i dnt get $ til tomor

(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u

by CreeperStash March 12, 2008

Playing With Snow

Doing cocaine.

I heard Bobby has been playing with snow.

by CreeperStash July 7, 2010

Centertooth

When someone loses one of their front teeth and doesn't do anything to fix it, therefore allowing the rest of the teeth to shift inward to create a centertooth effect.

"The last hour of work is like pulling a centertooth..."

by CreeperStash June 29, 2008

Shotgun Eyes

When someone's eyes are so close together, they resemble the 2 barrels on a shotgun if you were to look directly into the gun.

Jackie's eyes are too close together. She has shotgun eyes.

by CreeperStash December 15, 2010

Lift Ticket

A term used to describe the act of buying cocaine. Cocaine is often referred to as "snow" or "playing in snow", therefore people will use the term "lift ticket" as a metaphor to disguise the act of purchasing the drug.

I bought my lift ticket. When can we get to the snow?

by CreeperStash September 9, 2010

kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.

Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...

by CreeperStash March 10, 2008

Mountain Piss

Mountain Lighting, the knock-off brand of Mountain Dew that tastes like horse piss. Often used in substitute of alcohol when playing beer pong because the effects are almost just as bad and because it's way cheaper.

-Wanna play some pong tonight?

-I'll get the mountain piss.

by CreeperStash June 23, 2008