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Mountain Piss

Mountain Lighting, the knock-off brand of Mountain Dew that tastes like horse piss. Often used in substitute of alcohol when playing beer pong because the effects are almost just as bad and because it's way cheaper.
-Wanna play some pong tonight?

-I'll get the mountain piss.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
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kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...
by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
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Gambling

Gambling- it's not wrong; just a way to get ahead.
by CreeperStash April 11, 2008
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Creeper Stash

A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.

Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
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PQMM

A "Pretty Queer Meter Maid" that writes you an undeserved parking ticket in a flamboyant matter.

An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
(text message) Yo, a PQMM just gave me a tckt! But i dnt get $ til tomor

(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
by CreeperStash March 12, 2008
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Mullet

Business in the front, party in the back; referencing a three-some.
"Dude, we were like a mullet last night!"

"I was the business in the front and you were the party in the back."
by CreeperStash June 29, 2008
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Cut Off Time

The point reached in the day when it's too late to get any from the opposite sex. Usually applies after a long day at work.
Boy: Girl, I know you alone tonight.
Girl: It's cut off time. Hit me on the weekend.
by CreeperStash January 28, 2008
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