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Corndodger

A goofy individual. Funny yet ignorant, somwhat dimwitted but enjoyable to be around. Also known as a Scism or a Braindead.
"Here comes the Corndodger!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Smudglet

The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.
"I forgot to wipe man, now I got skidmarks from where that smudglet streaked by!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Tachycardia

Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).
Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.
by CrazyBob62 July 18, 2006
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Pudgelet

A pudgelet is a turd that is squiggering its way out of the dookie-chute. Not fully matured, the pudgelet is held back by the walls of the anus and sometimes can be identified as a mounted "pudge" from the butthole. This is a common cause of fecal impaction.
Hey, did you jar that pudgelet loose yet, I can see it hunkerin from the back of your pants.
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
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Braindead

A increadibly idiotic individual who hasn't a sustance for anything that is going on. He or she is stupid, retarded, mental, ignorant, annoying, funny to make fun of, or any combination of the previous terms.
"Look at that braindead fool!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Queef Goblin

Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.
Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
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