CrazyBob62's definitions

Toothless Wonder

A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!

"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Nuglet

Slightly larger than a turdlet and much larger than a trinklet, the nuglet is the average piece of fecal matter ejected by the erupting anus. Greatly known for most of the "aromatic" fragrance while shatting, the nuglet is a colorful and sensual component of the dumping process. Watch out though, don't mistake it for smudglet, which is is more gooey predecessor.

"I just shat a nuglet the size of the Titanic!"

by CrazyBob62 May 9, 2006

Shatlet

A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.

"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Tachycardia

Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).

Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.

by CrazyBob62 July 18, 2006

Pudgelet

A pudgelet is a turd that is squiggering its way out of the dookie-chute. Not fully matured, the pudgelet is held back by the walls of the anus and sometimes can be identified as a mounted "pudge" from the butthole. This is a common cause of fecal impaction.

Hey, did you jar that pudgelet loose yet, I can see it hunkerin from the back of your pants.

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

Water Retaining Sea Cow

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Honey Hole

AKA "The Dark Honey Hole." The tunnel between a females legs, leading to eternal happiness. Always dark except for during pelvic exams, the honey hole is a favorite of many men.

Don't stick your face in her honey hole!

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006