2 definitions by CrackSabbath

backspackle

After defiling your old lady’s ass doggie style, pull out your pud before you cum, and spray your jizz all over her lower back.

I love to back spackle on my old lady's tattoo.

by CrackSabbath September 9, 2003

Pirate's Treasure

While fucking a skank in the ass, you strike a solid turd plug. Upon discovering this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "ARRRRGHHH!", like a pirate.

Last night sucked, man. I was ass-fucking your sister and hit Pirate's Treasure. That girl needs to eat more greens.

by CrackSabbath September 9, 2003