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The act of female defecation on the chest of one, Uncle Alan "Chocolate Chest." Often accompanied by a plexi-glass board to ease clean-up.
"I would totally let a girl give me a chocolate chest if I get to sleep with her after and she is the hottest girl I have ever seen... or that girl "vomit bag."
by Courteous August 18, 2014
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