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levee

The ceremonial rising of Louis XIV, the Sun King. Doctors, family and a few favoured friends successively enter the King's Bedchamber where he is washed, combed, and, every other day, shaven. The Officers of the Chamber and the Wardrobe then enter in turn for full levee, during which the king is dressed and has breakfast.
From Charlemagne to Napoleon no monarch received such unbounded praise as Louis XIV. But the judgment of our own times upon Louis XIV is very different from that of his own age. And if it be asked nowadays, "Who did the most towards the destruction of the ancien regime?" the correct answer is, "Louis XIV, its greatest representative." The Versailles palace and parks alone cost France one thousand million francs {more than £40,000,000), and there were fifteen other royal palaces.
The Grand Monarch, indeed, seemed to realize the truth in his dying words (1715): "Do not imitate my love for building and for war; assuage the misery of my people."
The Sun King's daily timetable was incumbent on Louis XV and Louis XVI, but neither of them could bear court ceremonial. They tended to flee to their private apartments or smaller chateaus nearby. Levees and couchees became increasingly rare. Courtiers complained that the king was nowhere to be seen.
by CougarSW2 September 24, 2005
mugGet the leveemug.

faith healer

Person who restores one's faith in the opposite sex after a series of bad relationships.
Fran: So it was his idea for you to round off the romantic break in New York with an afternoon's shopping in Macy's? Jesus, that guy is a total faith healer!
Lil: Yup.
by CougarSW2 November 12, 2004
mugGet the faith healermug.

TDH

Give me a TDH Italian any day.
by CougarSW2 November 10, 2004
mugGet the TDHmug.

fuckoffosphere

"You've entered the fuckoffosphere. Congratulations"
by CougarSW2 August 2, 2007
mugGet the fuckoffospheremug.

readies

Tube passenger 1: "Come with us, man."
Tube passenger 2: "Nah, low on readies, man."
by CougarSW2 December 9, 2004
mugGet the readiesmug.

skype

Technology that may re-introduce the concept of hands-free conversation to a whole new generation.

Like all new technologies, it has the potential for evil as well as for good.
"Charging for phone calls is so last century." (Niklas Zennström)

"Yes, I've downloaded Skype...so now we'll be able to chat away for as long as we like!" (Your mother)
by CougarSW2 November 21, 2004
mugGet the skypemug.

inhale

(U.S.) Eat without pausing to chew.
I was so hungry I just inhaled that Big Mac.
by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004
mugGet the inhalemug.

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