From "What if He was White?" by eminem and Sticky Fingaz:
If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
cuz everybody knows white men can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop.
If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
cuz everybody knows white men can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop.
by Cosmo February 10, 2005
Get the weed spotmug. To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
Rupert: Thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. It was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. How was hooking up with her ugly friend?"
Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
by cosmo October 08, 2004
Get the take the grenademug. (also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.
by cosmo August 17, 2004
Get the fjorkmug. a way for white folks to say the n-word without getting their eye-teeth slapped in. Comes from Dave Chappelle's skit "The Black White Supremacist," in which Clayton Biggsby's overdone backwoods Southern accent turns the short "i" sound to something more along the lines of an "ay" sound. variations include: Nayger, negar, nahger etc.
"I hate neagers!" - Clayton Biggsby, a fictional KKK member (played by Dave Chappelle) who was born blind and raised by white supremacists, thus hating black people without ever realising that he himself is one.
by cosmo January 20, 2005
Get the neagermug. Sneaking out with Jimmy was fun.
by cosmo March 27, 2004
Get the funmug. A verb, meaning to conceal a beer can (or similar sized container of alcoholic beverage inside of a glove, so that it may be consumed discreetly (relatively speaking) in a public environment.
Though similar acts were most likely present wherever the underaged had easy access to beer, the first cited example of "gloving" a beer occured when Christopher L. Dunn, of Williamstown, MA, slipped a Bud Light into Jahan Bruce's left Isotoner at the Thompson Rink, during a Mt. Greylock v. Pittsfield High hockey game in the winter of 2000.
Though similar acts were most likely present wherever the underaged had easy access to beer, the first cited example of "gloving" a beer occured when Christopher L. Dunn, of Williamstown, MA, slipped a Bud Light into Jahan Bruce's left Isotoner at the Thompson Rink, during a Mt. Greylock v. Pittsfield High hockey game in the winter of 2000.
"Hey, what's up with that kid back there? He looks like he's drinking out of a mitten."
"Yeah, that's just Dunn. He's glovin' it tonight."
"Yeah, that's just Dunn. He's glovin' it tonight."
by Cosmo June 22, 2004
Get the glovemug. A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics. Found in high concentrations around Aspen, Colorado and Berkeley, California.
Dick: "Look at that! Another GMC Envoy with a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker."
Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."
Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."
by Cosmo August 01, 2005
Get the SUV Democratmug.