Cosmo's definitions

'bitzing

Using an online travel serivce to try and find the cheapest tickets for an upcoming trip. Truncated from "Orbitzing," after the popular travel service "Orbitz.com."

After 4 hours of 'bitzing, Jenna got transatlantic flight tickets for a mere 200 dollars.

by Cosmo July 19, 2005

SUV Democrat

A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics. Found in high concentrations around Aspen, Colorado and Berkeley, California.

Dick: "Look at that! Another GMC Envoy with a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker."

Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."

by Cosmo August 1, 2005

little spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")

see also meatball.

Jenna prefers to be little spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.

Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007

Colombian Flu

The several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. So-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely Colombian export, and because of sniffling's association with the flu.

Chris: You sure are sniffling a lot, man.
Kevin: Yeah. Bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007

cheating

When a woman who is either overweight to begin with, or who has recently gained weight, shows off or brags/complains about the size of her breasts.

Though it's seldom intentional on the part of the "cheater", all girls who have large breasts due to excess adipose tissue throughout their bodies are (rather chauvansitically) said to be "cheating".

Morgana: Man, this top totally shows off my 44F rack. I am so unbelievably sexy.

Kevin: No, you're so blatantly cheating.

by cosmo November 3, 2006