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plums in a basket

When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.

See also: fruit salad
Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?

Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket
by Cosmo November 28, 2007
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yestrosexual

A formerly homosexual person (usually male; for females hasbian is preferred) who is currently in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
"Knut used to be dating Brad, but now he's dating liz."

"Sounds like another yestrosexual"
by cosmo August 9, 2004
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steakhead

variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.
"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"

-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.
by cosmo October 8, 2004
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super mario

Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.
...and Super Mario takes it in the finale again! Can anyone beat him?
by cosmo January 24, 2005
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snow frog

An somewhat derogatory American term a French-speaking Canadian, generally a quebecois (person from Quebec). A pretty simple etymology, really; "snow", indicating the eastern Canada's cold, perciptation-heavy winters, and "frog", a derogatory term for a Frenchman. See also quebe.
Horace: That jerk with the Quebec plates cut me off, then swore at me in French!

Eustace: Damned snow frog!
by Cosmo May 30, 2006
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glove

A verb, meaning to conceal a beer can (or similar sized container of alcoholic beverage inside of a glove, so that it may be consumed discreetly (relatively speaking) in a public environment.

Though similar acts were most likely present wherever the underaged had easy access to beer, the first cited example of "gloving" a beer occured when Christopher L. Dunn, of Williamstown, MA, slipped a Bud Light into Jahan Bruce's left Isotoner at the Thompson Rink, during a Mt. Greylock v. Pittsfield High hockey game in the winter of 2000.
"Hey, what's up with that kid back there? He looks like he's drinking out of a mitten."

"Yeah, that's just Dunn. He's glovin' it tonight."
by Cosmo June 22, 2004
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neager

a way for white folks to say the n-word without getting their eye-teeth slapped in. Comes from Dave Chappelle's skit "The Black White Supremacist," in which Clayton Biggsby's overdone backwoods Southern accent turns the short "i" sound to something more along the lines of an "ay" sound. variations include: Nayger, negar, nahger etc.
"I hate neagers!" - Clayton Biggsby, a fictional KKK member (played by Dave Chappelle) who was born blind and raised by white supremacists, thus hating black people without ever realising that he himself is one.
by cosmo January 20, 2005
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