Skip to main content

Cosmo's definitions

snow frog

An somewhat derogatory American term a French-speaking Canadian, generally a quebecois (person from Quebec). A pretty simple etymology, really; "snow", indicating the eastern Canada's cold, perciptation-heavy winters, and "frog", a derogatory term for a Frenchman. See also quebe.
Horace: That jerk with the Quebec plates cut me off, then swore at me in French!

Eustace: Damned snow frog!
by Cosmo May 30, 2006
mugGet the snow frogmug.

yestrosexual

A formerly homosexual person (usually male; for females hasbian is preferred) who is currently in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
"Knut used to be dating Brad, but now he's dating liz."

"Sounds like another yestrosexual"
by cosmo August 9, 2004
mugGet the yestrosexualmug.

alien brains

An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.

May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."

Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.

or

Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
by Cosmo March 22, 2004
mugGet the alien brainsmug.

Colombian Flu

The several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. So-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely Colombian export, and because of sniffling's association with the flu.
Chris: You sure are sniffling a lot, man.
Kevin: Yeah. Bad case of Colombian Flu.
by Cosmo February 7, 2007
mugGet the Colombian Flumug.

Share this definition