6 definitions by Cornyhotdogs
One of the most politically correct ways to wish someone a joyous Christmas season.
Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.
Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.
by Cornyhotdogs December 15, 2017
An extremely cheap vodka that tastes like a cross between turpentine and rubbing alcohol. Consumed in large quantities by alcoholics and college students alike.
Imma go to the bottle shop and get a pint of Nikolai.
James filled a trash can with Nikolai to use as a base for jungle juice.
James filled a trash can with Nikolai to use as a base for jungle juice.
by Cornyhotdogs October 19, 2017
An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 16, 2017
An empty lot that is located in an urban area, usually overtaken by weeds, crabgrass, overgrown bushes, discarded trash, and used needles/empty bottles of cheap booze. Usually surrounded by several abandoned buildings. Sometimes, a stray marijuana plant can be seen sprouting up from the Ghetto Garden.
Darnell and his homies live in the projects, so the only place they can go to play is the Ghetto Garden.
Nancy made the mistake of walking through the Ghetto Garden barefoot and stepped on a broken vodka bottle.
Nancy made the mistake of walking through the Ghetto Garden barefoot and stepped on a broken vodka bottle.
by Cornyhotdogs October 19, 2017
An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017
When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)
Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.
by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017