Corb's definitions

rocko's modern life

A hilarious cartoon that for some gay ass reason got canceled. But it was one of the funniest ever.

Rocko's Modern Life didn't "pwned" or "owned" you fucking douche bag it ruled.

by Corb November 6, 2006

Motograter

A kick ass band from Texas. Their music is mostly hard rock. It's hard to describe. They appear on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre soundtrack.

David Bowle copied all that information from Motograter's website, www.motograter.com

Motograter rules!

by Corb March 14, 2005

the locust

The best way to describe them is to take about 5 keyboards and synthesizers, 2 guitars, a drummer and a bassist and play till your arms fall off, then when mixing edit it to twice as fast.

The Locust are a fucking awesome band and have saved hardcore music from pathetic attempts by Slipknot, Korn and others.

by Corb August 28, 2004

Heffer

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.

"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"

by Corb August 29, 2004

John 5

One of the greatest guitarists ever. Just listen to "Para-Noir" from The Golden Age Of Grotesque. Real name Is John Lowery.

Jimmy: Did you hear John 5 quit Manson?
Mike: He didn't quit you fucking dipshit, he got kicked out!

by Corb August 11, 2004

hederasexual

A terrible misspelling of heterosexual.

Heterosexual= H-e-t-e-r-o-s-e-x-u-a-l not H-e-d-e-r-a-s-e-x-u-a-l

by Corb March 16, 2005

Emo "metal"

A non existent genre of music

It is physically and musically IMPOSSIBLE to mix Emo and Metal

by Corb August 28, 2004