2 definitions by Cooter Punch
the status symbol of suburban teens. commonly worn by females with ugg boots and sweat pants. though they claim "it's comfortable" common male side effects include: hyphema, eye herpes, glaucoma, corneal abrasion, and projectile vomiting.
Staci's mom got her a North Face and Ugg boots so she would fit in with her friends and always be a virgin.
by Cooter Punch January 29, 2008
by Cooter Punch January 29, 2008