3 definitions by Coocootrain
Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).
by Coocootrain July 18, 2009
When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.
Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
by Coocootrain July 18, 2009
by Coocootrain July 18, 2009