1 definition by Condor4Life

A bony, short haired, no ass havin chick that may or may not have a clit piercing and has a fucking horse mouth. Typically seen fucking QA and QARs, or and E-5 and up. Has the potential to be a barracks slut but too early to tell.
"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"
by Condor4Life November 18, 2015
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