23 definitions by Colonel_Cheesemonkey

Any sauce created from mixing portions of various other sauces, dressings, marinades, and whatever other liquids in your fridge door when you can't figure out what to dip your food into or what to cover your food with.

So named because you add A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That...

~Can be served hot or cold... depending on what tastes better...
When he got home last night, Mark couldn't figure out what to put on his rice, so he made some albot albot sauce instead.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006
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Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!
Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006
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An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.

Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.

It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.
Alfalfa was really spiffy in The Little Rascals.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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replacement word for the curse word "b****" to be used when adults or other anal-retentive kids are around.
*in the presence of somebody who gives a damn*

You son of a businitch!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006
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verb. When two or more ideas, or the documentation of ideas, are accidentally or intentionally mixed up or shuffled, resulting in the concept or series being incomprehensible or out of order.
Their messageboard posts were schwooshed, so the story line didn't make sense.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 10, 2006
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Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.
Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006
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nickname of the sousaphone section of a high school or middle school marching band due to three standard and mandatorily successive characteristics:
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.
...here come the trumpets...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006
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