Cobble935's definitions

All Might

The favorite anime character of simps
The simp of anime

"Hey man who's your favourite anime character?"
"Hmmm All Might"
"You fuckin simp"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

A.L.F

Funniest shit I've ever seen

"Yo, you remember the tv show A.L.F?"
"Dude I remember"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

J.F.K

John Fitzgerald Kennedy the president who was shot while in a car

"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?"
"Why is that?"
"He's missin half his fuckin head!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Piss

The nectar of the gods

"Drink my piss"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Happy

A strange fuckin blue unicorn with wings

"Fuck off Happy"
"But we are partners you promised"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Pants

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Harry Potter

A kid who is a magic man

"I personally like Harry Potter and the Second Amendment"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020