3 definitions by Cluero
A girl who...
- own an IPhone/SAMSUNG
- has every existing social media account
- goes on and on (an ON) about how much she likes pizza
- claims that she is the most ugliest human being in the worlds
-CONSTANTLY dreams about marrying RYAN GOSLING or some other stupid male celeb
-Bragging about how many alcohol she drink on the weekend
-Goes on food is so good. But can't cook for shit.
-Half face selfies (smh.)
-wearing Jordans
-"over hashtag"
- "OMG LOOK AT MY NEW HAIR!!" (annother attempt to show some booty)
- Twerking
-Most of them are Skinny
- own an IPhone/SAMSUNG
- has every existing social media account
- goes on and on (an ON) about how much she likes pizza
- claims that she is the most ugliest human being in the worlds
-CONSTANTLY dreams about marrying RYAN GOSLING or some other stupid male celeb
-Bragging about how many alcohol she drink on the weekend
-Goes on food is so good. But can't cook for shit.
-Half face selfies (smh.)
-wearing Jordans
-"over hashtag"
- "OMG LOOK AT MY NEW HAIR!!" (annother attempt to show some booty)
- Twerking
-Most of them are Skinny
by Cluero July 1, 2015
Man1: Hey
Man2: Hey
Man1: Whatcha watching?
Man2: Wimbledon.
Man1: You mean that tennis shit? Aw man... Serena Williams got a phat ass
Man2: Yeah, I know. She's playing later on against some Russian chick.
Man1: Guess I'm watching it then..
Man2: Hey
Man1: Whatcha watching?
Man2: Wimbledon.
Man1: You mean that tennis shit? Aw man... Serena Williams got a phat ass
Man2: Yeah, I know. She's playing later on against some Russian chick.
Man1: Guess I'm watching it then..
by Cluero September 2, 2016
That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.
claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga
Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga
Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
by Cluero May 24, 2015