2 definitions by Cloaca

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.
"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."
by Cloaca November 11, 2006
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Pwnt through feats of logic comparable only to forcible anal intercourse in vigor and intent
"You're not saving face this time, n00b. wnt."
by Cloaca November 11, 2006
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