3 definitions by Classic Ormeau

Daddy Ryan

A hungry jacks manager who’s is very violent but at the same time extremely gentle.

BLM Blake: hey see they guy over there called trent he likes you and wants to have christmas lunch with you.
Ryan: Ha! xmas is going to be way to hard for daddy

Daddy ryan!

by Classic Ormeau April 9, 2022

Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

by Classic Ormeau May 2, 2022

C Miner

C miner Sneaks out the group and sprouts out of the ground like a carrot an Hits on any minor he sees!

TayTay: hey what’s that moving around in the ground!!
Bandit: that has to be the C-Miner do you see Lazy Chloe over there!
TayTay: yes, OMG C-Miner is coming from below her, WATCH OUT LAZY CHLOE!
Brandit: Classic C-Miner Hitting on the children!
C Miner : uhhhh haaaaa i L- L - L love youuu.

by Classic Ormeau May 2, 2022